Welcome to The Conditional Release Program, a podcast that delves into the netherworld of cults, crims and con artists.Who would have thought a spicy chest cough would turn everyone so completely mad?Our weekly show covers the conspiracy theorists that created a &#39;shadow pandemic&#39; of political idiocy and violent ideation within the fringe of politics. From time to time we get our hands even dirtier with true crime deep dives. Jack is a seasoned expert in the true crime genre, having written and spoken extensively about Roger Rogerson, Stan &#39;the man&#39; Smith and, of course, the Fine Cotton Fiasco. In various episodes he guides us through the dark underbelly of Australian crime in his trademark storytelling style. The world is getting weird and we are getting weird with it. Let&#39;s watch as democracy crumbles into a smouldering heap - and take note of the kids carrying the matches and the metho. Hosted by Jack the Insider and Joel Hill with an occasional rotation of guests that generally share our distaste toward the lunatic fringe.

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This week we look at RFK Jr.&#39;s actual brainworms and why his love for &#39;tuna fish sandwiches&#39; probably gave him autism. The sky is gay now thanks to woke - and it&#39;s expressing itself faaabulously in the aurora borealis. Is this the gay agenda playing out in space? Probably. Albo is taken wildly out of context by Elon Musk who seems to think a &#39;social licence&#39; is something you have to apply for...AND of course we have a bit on Pancakegate - the fued between Guru and Bosi and Bec and some guy named Franco. Tinfoil Tales did it better, but we have a chuckle at the latest dumb rift between these clowns. Enjoy!

Episode 161 - RFK Jr. - Woke Borealis - Social Licence - PancakeGate

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The Two Jacks discuss the release of Jim Chalmers&#39; third budget. Is Chalmers the government&#39;s best performer? What effect will the budget have on the economy? Will it be inflationary? Meanwhile, in Argentina the Libertarian President Javier Milei sees some better results with inflation decreasing but still annualised at hyperinflationary rates. We examine the rest of Argentina&#39;s economic performance over the last year. Beyond inflation, the economy remains in negative growth and in the battle to control inflation, Milei runs the risk of slowing the economy further. The US awaits its own inflation figures for the quarter but as it stands, the US economy is in better shape than most of the rest of the world. In sport, Isaac Heeney and Marcus Bontompelli rate as the two best players in the AFL on statistical data while the Sharks roll on in the NRL.

The Two Jacks Episode 73 - Budget Night

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NZ Foreign Minister Winston Peters and Australia&#39;s former foreign minister get into a feud with Peters referring to Carr as &#34;a Chinese puppet.&#34; Bob Car says it&#39;s lawyers at ten paces but will it come to that? UK council elections spell doom for the Tories in the UK. In Gaza, JTI predicts a boots on the ground assault in Rafah is a line that should not be crossed. And have we got a hangover cure for you. Simply put yourself on a saline drip and hangover gone. In a vague reference, JTI says he has done it and it works. In sport, JTI laments the defensive lapses of his beloved Blues and HK Jack tells us who one the Kentucky Derby under the most extraordinary and generous circumstances.

The Two Jacks 72 - Tasman Troubles

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We have returned guest and good friend of the podcast Dave Burgess on to discuss his experience with cookers in activist spaces and how they behave in his neck of the woods. At the end I have a bit of a rant about Aussie Cossack and his role in amplifying the false claim that Ben Cohen was the Bondi attacker. Unconfirmed reports allege that the Aussie Cossack is a jerk. Also, go to cbco.beer and enter CRP10 for 10% off their already cheap beers. Free postage! It&#39;s good! Even I did it recently! Enjoy.

Episode 160 - Cooker news with Dave!

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The Two Jacks discuss the controversy around an appearance at a rally in Canberra for Women&#39;s Rights. Did he say what the organiser claims he said? &#34;I&#39;m the prime minister and I run this country.&#34; The truth is he didn&#39;t say that but it&#39;s not a good look anyway and Albo&#39;s been running dead on it since. There are further problems with the individuals released from detention by order of the High Court after one was charged with a vicious home invasion in Perth where an elderly lady was severely beaten. Overseas the Trump trial has had no effect on his polling while in the UK, the Tories are beset with immigration problems of their own. In sport, JTI laments his beloved Blues&#39; defensive weakness while the Swans continue their winning ways.

The Two Jacks - Episode 71 - Albo's got a problem or two

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We have gone back to basics and brought an old school program! We have BPFW and AV Update! All that&#39;s missing is Eric.In news we look at Nelson Mandela&#39;s grandson - a parliamentarian - bizarrely banned from twitter. Why? Well, Elon is South African so...Russell Brand finds god which suspiciously lines up with police investigation into sex offences but don&#39;t worry - he&#39;s getting baptised! The sins gets washed away. Is that a legal defence?In Antivaxxer Update we look at a bunch of dickheads who say they are not antivaxxers but abosolutely are.Which Black Pilled Fuckwit Said That makes a quick comeback.And in SovCits we have a big fan of paper terrorism - you&#39;ll have to listen to see how that plays out. Oh, and Zippy Babet is an idiot. Enjoy! ------------------------Please join the patreon. Give me money. Money me! Money now! Me a money needing a lot now. (IYKYK but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxpkIVaYcfw)<a href="https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram" rel="nofollow">The Conditional Release Program | creating a Podcast | Patreon</a>And as a reminder to everyone - they&#39;re still running the CRP10 discount code so get on it. It&#39;s a really good deal!https://cbco.beer/

Episode 159 - Mandla Banned - Brand Reborn - RFK Jr (not an AV) - BPFW - SovCits - BABET!

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For the first time in history a US President is facing a criminal trial. In a New York courthouse, opening statements from prosecutors claimed that Trump&#39;s hush money trial was election interference but can they make that stick? In Australia, the government puts forward its migration act amendments in response to the High Court&#39;s decision which declared indefinite detention unconstitutional. Can the amendments survive another High Court challenge? HK Jack says the chances are good. JTI notes that Biden&#39;s polling is on the improve and when all five presidential candidates are polled, it seems Kennedy is taking support from Trump in these early days. In sport, big AFL games last weekend set the tone for the competition with the reigning premiers, Collingwood, back in town.

The Two Jacks - Episode 70 - Trump Trial

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The Two Jacks examine recent violent events in Sydney, the most recent the stabbing of an Assyrian Orthodox Bishop in a church in Western Sydney and the tragedy of the Westfield attacks in Bondi Junction. In the void where information is not immediately forthcoming misinformation rules on social media and sadly in the mainstream media, too. In sport, England left arm tweaker &#39;Deadly&#39; Derek Underwood passes away while in the AFL, the Eagles have a new star.

The Two Jacks - Episode 69 - Strife in Sydney

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The Two Jacks examine recent polling results in the US. Biden is coming back according to JTI who cites polling showing the incumbent is moving in the right direction. HK Jack predicts Trump will win the presidential election in November while JTI products Trump will lose including a loss in Florida. In Australia, the fate of Bruce Lehrmann hangs on Justice Lee&#39;s judgment due next week.

The Two Jacks - Episode 68 - Biden Comes Back

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Big news week this one. The stabbing attack in Bondi has given us pause for thought on many levels. A lot didn&#39;t pause or think, however, and simply spoke. They spoke nonsense. Unfortunately this simply gave us more pause for thought. Things feel very messy.Trump has set up an elaborate &#39;pump and dump&#39; scheme with the $DJT stock backed by Truth Social. This idiot conman cult leader has managed to convince other idiots to part with their money because meme stock hysteria and general stupidity.Nobody but the lawyers win with Bruce Lehrmann being legally declared (on a civil basis) a silly little rapist. Well, Justice Lee didn&#39;t call him that. But that&#39;s what he is.In SovCits we see a classic traffic stop where Trish does not fuck around and Pete makes us upset with his personal preferences. They&#39;re shit and he should be ashamed of them. PS - Episode is unedited because this is fresh news and I also have zero time to cut out Jack&#39;s breathing and lip smacks and my dopey mistakes - so enjoy this one nice and raw. This is what we actually sound like :-P Enjoy!

Episode 158 - Bondi - $DJT - Lehrmann - SovCits - Pete

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Expanded polling shows the Coalition has been unable to bridge the gap between it and the Albanese government. The polling at this stage in the electoral cycle remains stubbornly 52-48. Polling aside, the Liberal Party continues to ignore what was its constituency and has a serious problem with women voters. HK Jack says the Libs never really stood a chance of winning the next election given the serious rejection of the Morrison government. JTI maintains that a loss at the next election creates the possibility of an existential crisis within the party. In other news, the Lehrmann-Higgins legal battles plummet to new depths with allegations Lehrmann lied under oath and forwarded copies of the criminal brief to the Channel Seven network. Around the world, new Scottish laws again criminalise speech and in the US, Trump&#39;s Media network cops a flogging on the equities&#39; markets. In sport, the Rabbits chalk up a much needed win while the Pies are back in town in the AFL.

The Two Jacks - Episode 66 - Where to for the Liberal Party?

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This week we are taking a deep dive into kambo frog poison. Two Australians are the subject of coronial inquiry after dying soon after the transdermal application of amazonian frog poison. Best part is - it doesn&#39;t even get you high. But it makes you sick. And then not being sick feels really good. It&#39;s mostly dumb. Is there something to it? Maybe. But it&#39;s mostly dumb. ------------------------Please join the patreon. Give me money. Money me! Money now! Me a money needing a lot now. (IYKYK but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxpkIVaYcfw)<a href="https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram" rel="nofollow">The Conditional Release Program | creating a Podcast | Patreon</a>And as a reminder to everyone - they&#39;re still running the CRP10 discount code so get on it. It&#39;s a really good deal!https://cbco.beer/

Episode 157 - Kambo Frog Poison

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The Two Jacks discuss polling in the US which show Trump leading in seven battleground states. Are they right? We&#39;ve already seen a much smaller vote for Trump in the primaries than the polls indicated. In Australia, the Albanese government announces multi billion dollar package for housing in remote Australia. Will it be value for money? In sport, the AFL and NRL seasons are underway with JTI&#39;s beloved Blues already chalking up two wins.

The Two Jacks - Episode 65 - Are the US Polls Right?

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Cookers have not been idle though they have been travellin&#39;. What&#39;s the deal there? We look at comments from John Graham about what REALLY causes road accidents. Mr. Lara Trump has found himself being completely burned by his Dad once again. SovCits are doing bank things. It&#39;s incredibly silly. They shouldn&#39;t. But they do. And a handy way to get out of paying to register a dog? Make it a person. Just follow this one trick magistrates HATE! In Pete we look at bitcoin and speculate that maybe the cabal ain&#39;t so bad when it&#39;s making you some of that grass fed salmon money. Enjoy!

Sticking the boot into conspiracy theorists, q-anon, sovereign citizens and lunatics in general.

Episode 156 - Cookers in Cars - Mr. Lara Trump - SovCit Banks and Dogs - PETE!

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The Two Jacks discuss the lawyers&#39; picning that has erupted over the Brittney Higgins rape case that led to a mistrial based on jury misconduct. Defamation action abounds now with five ACT police officers entering the fray, suing ACT prosecutor Shane Drumgold. The Libs launch their nuclear policy. Is it the longest political suicide note in Australian political history? In the US, HK Jack believes Joe Biden will be tapped and asked to withdraw his candidacy. We look at the possible replacements. The homicide rate is through the roof in South Africa with appalling solve rates. In sport, Sam Kerr is subject to terrible race based laws in the UK while the AFL season kicks off with a win to the Swans and the NRL&#39;s Vegas experiment leads to desultory ratings on US TV.

The Two Jacks Episode 64 - Lawyers' Smorgasbord

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The Two Jacks turn their attention to the breaking news of an unnamed federal MP who&#39;d &#39;betrayed&#39; his country to a foreign nation. Peter Dutton has his money on it being a Labor man. Hmm. Scomo hangs up five pairs of boots after a teary speech in the House. How will history judge the man? Alabama IVF clinics close in the wake of a judgment from the state&#39;s supreme court and that&#39;s a huge problem not just for Alabaman women but for Trump, says JTI. Tunisian born resident of France for three decades gets punted out of the country for bagging le Tricolore. The French do go hard. In sport, JTI says the pressure on the AFL to accept liability for historical child sexual abuse in the old VFL competition is mounting while England chalks up a 1-3 series losing moral triumph in India.

The Two Jacks - Episode 63 - Scomo, Spies and Sports.

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Had a mix up with file names - uploading this one fresh in case the other one still plays the old episode on your podcast app! JTI finds a dreadful case of government out of control in relation child sexual abuse. A waste of $10mil in public funds but a kick in the guts to victims of CSA still waiting on compensation. The Taylor Swift Eras tour is underway in Australia bringing with it billions in economic activity. For all that, she has been subject to criticism from the Left - &#34;too white, not sufficiently feminist&#34; and from the Right who think&#39;s Swift is a liberal plant from the Biden Government. Whatever happened to appreciating other people&#39;s joy, folks?Albo gets engaged and HK Jack plays wedding planner.The two boat arrivals in WA have brought headlines but the real problem, HK Jack says is there are more than 100,000 asylum seekers in this country with their claims rejected. HK Jack has a solution.The Tories get smashed in by-elections in the UK with swings against it in the stratosphere.In the US will Trump seek to implement an abortion ban 16 weeks after conception? JTI says the whole topic is political death to Trump.In sport, the Two Jacks can tell you how to get into major events if you have your dad around or JTI&#39;s dad in particular.

The Two Jacks Episode 62 - The Swift Phenomenon (FIXED)

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The Taylor Swift Eras tour is underway in Australia bringing with it billions in economic activity. For all that, she has been subject to criticism from the Left - &#34;too white, not sufficiently feminist&#34; and from the Right who think&#39;s Swift is a liberal plant from the Biden Government. Whatever happened to appreciating other people&#39;s joy, folks?Albo gets engaged and HK Jack plays wedding planner.The two boat arrivals in WA have brought headlines but the real problem, HK Jack says is there are more than 100,000 asylum seekers in this country with their claims rejected. HK Jack has a solution.The Tories get smashed in by-elections in the UK with swings against it in the stratosphere.In the US will Trump seek to implement an abortion ban 16 weeks after conception? JTI says the whole topic is political death to Trump.In sport, the Two Jacks can tell you how to get into major events if you have your dad around or JTI&#39;s dad in particular.

Two Jacks Episode 62 - The Swift Phenomenon

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Craig Kelly either got hacked or retweeted a video of incest foot porn. Dunno which - but it&#39;s difficult to be hacked in the way he is suggesting. Evidence points to no. BUT we must take him on his word. Must we? The lawyers suggest we should. Economist turned cooker Dr. Wilson Sy has released a paper suggesting that COVID doesn&#39;t exist - and that it was simply a mass euthanasia program in the UK. Some deaths might be from the jab but the rest are from MIDAZOLAM. Segment is worth the listen just to hear Jack pronounce it. We bring back BPFW thanks to a cracking submission from Garth but it went to the wrong person! So Jack had the joy of answering one. And in SovCits we look at Shorty and Guru making a fuss at the court house in Wollongong. Aaaaaand Babet is a twat! Enjoy!

Episode 155 - Crackers Hacked - Midazolam - SovCit Parents

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The Stage 3 tax cuts as amended by the Albanese Government have been an early success. Does it give Albo the opportunity to reset the political narrative for 2024? The early polling is unclear and JTI suggests the polls can be ignored until the cash drops to the punters in July.Nemesis runs on the ABC with most of the Libs and Nats giving us their take on the Abbott-Turnbull-Morrison Years. Why do they subject themselves to these exercises? Is it ego?Meanwhile in the US, the DC four count indictment has been delayed. Will Trump now face any criminal indictments before the presidential election?In sport, Rachin Ravindra emerges as a star for the Black Caps with a 240 against South Africa.

The Two Jacks Episode 61 - The Great Reset

Welcome to The Conditional Release Program, a podcast that delves into the netherworld of cults, crims and con artists.

Who would have thought a spicy chest cough would turn everyone so completely mad?

Our weekly show covers the conspiracy theorists that created a 'shadow pandemic' of political idiocy and violent ideation within the fringe of politics. 

From time to time we get our hands even dirtier with true crime deep dives. Jack is a seasoned expert in the true crime genre, having written and spoken extensively about Roger Rogerson, Stan 'the man' Smith and, of course, the Fine Cotton Fiasco. In various episodes he guides us through the dark underbelly of Australian crime in his trademark storytelling style. 

The world is getting weird and we are getting weird with it. Let's watch as democracy crumbles into a smouldering heap - and take note of the kids carrying the matches and the metho. 

Hosted by Jack the Insider and Joel Hill with an occasional rotation of guests that generally share our distaste toward the lunatic fringe.