Crocs, Vodka, and 2,000 Pairs of Underwear

Welcome to Idiot of the Week, where we have a crowded field and zero shame. Let's start in the dirt, because soil scientists buried 2,000 pairs of underwear to prove a point. Ma'am, sir, we don't know what point needs 2,000 pairs of underwear, but we do know somebody signed off on the budget.

Then we have a surgeon who drank a bottle of vodka before his shift. He admitted he would not have been safe to drive, but he "felt okay" to do surgery. So the car was too risky, but cutting into a human being? Totally fine. Sir, the bar for feeling okay is not the same as the bar for being safe, and the person on the table didn't get a vote.

Next, a river that's home to about 100 saltwater crocodiles has been chosen as an Olympic venue. One hundred. Crocodiles. We love a sporting event, but the athletes should not also be on the menu. Somebody in that meeting had to say, "Should we mention the crocodiles?" and somebody else said no.

And finally, a woman is accused of undressing and performing indecent acts on an American Airlines flight. We remind you that it's an accusation, but if it's true, baby, that's a seat, not a stage. There's a whole airport bar for whatever that was.

Four stories, one crown. Who gets it? We're not sure yet, but we're taking bets.

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