Jake Montie and Evan Stravers host a hockey podcast based in Portland, Oregon featuring snarky beer league player perspectives on the NHL, local and worldwide hockey happenings, and a variety of other topics.

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We have been gone for a while, so you are getting quite the recap in Episode 62 including Commissioner Gary Batman. We recap the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs including the battle of Toronto vs Inevitability, Brad Marchand&#39;s full heel turn, and other vibes. We also preview round two&#39;s matchups of the Battle of Alberta, the Battle of Florida and the Battle of Tony D. Then it is on to PHF free agency, including Mikayla Grant-Mentis&#39; big contract, Reagan Carey&#39;s ascension as PHF commissioner, and we recorded before the PHF awards were announced so you get our prognostications rather than results. Finally we touch on the sexual assault allegations against Mike Ribeiro, Dustin Brown&#39;s retirement, the coaching carousel, and then close with a brief chat about why it took us so long to record again which boils down to we were to pissed off about the death of civil rights in the US and our seeming lack of ability to prevent white nationalist terrorists and it really sucks.

Ep. 62: Commissioner Batman and Free Range Rovers

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Hi, Handsome friends. Episode 61 is out and we have a ton of women&#39;s hockey news. We do start with both of us ranting about the NHLPA&#39;s &#34;miscommunication&#34; that led to Kyle Beach&#39;s sexual assault claims going completely uninvestigated. Then spend a good amount of time on Jeff Marek announcing the first information on the upcoming PWHPA sponsored women&#39;s league, the PHF&#39;s new salary, health care, free agency and cap floor, Digit Murphy&#39;s not at all shocking ascendancy in BTM partners, and Angela James becoming the GM of the Six. We then spend too much time talking about hot dogs, goalie news, Buffalo&#39;s move from sucking to just being bad, the passing of Mike Bossy and finish with Americans in bars abroad - Matthew Tkachuk and Josh Norris edition.

Ep. 61: Women's Hockey: Mount Up

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Episode 60 is here and our podcast is almost as old as our parents. In this one we go a little in depth about the PWHPA&#39;s decision to move forward, creating a league independent of the already established PHF. Also in women&#39;s hockey we chat about the NOT AT ALL RELATED moves of Digit Murphy joining the Rivs and Anya Packer stepping aside. Then we dive in on NHL things that are gone - Keith Yandle&#39;s streak, Ryan Getzlaf&#39;s career, Buffalo&#39;s playoff chances, Drew Doughty&#39;s season, then also talk about the recent influx of college talent into the NHL. Then we finish it off with brief chats about the impending Stanley Cup Playoffs, Evgeni Malkin doing Evgeni Malkin things, Chris Krieder&#39;s incredible season and Ryan Hartman as the hero of the people.

Ep. 60:  Things Fall Apart

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Well hello there. We are back with Episode 59, which means we have one more episode before we are studied by gerontology majors. In this one we celebrate Trans Visibility Day and Luke Prokop&#39;s fancy new skates. We also finish off the Evgenii Dadonov&#39;s trade / no trade, chat about the passing of Eugene Melnyk, and then Jake gets emotional about the Whale losing the Isobel Cup. We talk about the Boston Pride&#39;s heel turn, and playoff MVP greatness. In NHL news we talk about some scoring milestones, playoff eliminations, Taylor Hall&#39;s not so heinous but should have been suspended punch, Will Smith, Phil Kessel, and more hockey than you can shake a 75 flex at.

Ep. 59: What It Sounds Like When a Whale Cries

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Yes, we know the NHL trade deadline has now passed - look at us recording after it for once - but we start off with this past week&#39;s most pressing hockey news: The Connecticut Whale are regular season PHF champions. We talk about Kennedy Marchment&#39;s MVP candidacy, preview the Isobel Cup championships happening this weekend, and celebrate the Whale in all their glory. We then talk about CCHA championship shenanigans, and finally the NHL trade deadline. We talk about winners, losers and then we tell the story of three team&#39;s trade deadlines through life metaphors including the Coyotes making their mother cry.

Ep. 58: Story Time With Jake and Evan

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Episode 57 is here for your ears and while not a lot has really happened in hockey, there&#39;s a lot going on in the hockey-verse, which is like the metaverse but not totally awful. In this episode we talk about the world celebrating Phil Kessel having intercourse, Miro Heiskanen getting mono, Philly doling out silly contracts, Eichel returning to Buffalo, new BIPOC ownership in the PHF and we prognosticate on more PHF and NHL awards than you can shake that P88 curve at. We close out by talking about Jaromir Jagr - hero to many - and his fundraising efforts to help Ukrainian refugees and what a marvelous human being he is.

Ep. 57: Jagr For World President

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In this new to us and to you episode we talk about the Olympics and condemn misogynistic poop heads for saying that women&#39;s hockey should be removed, NHL trade season is upon us and we talk about deals already done. We also talk about Zdeno Chara&#39;s record setting night, and Filip Forsberg being dangled like Vanilla Ice off a balcony by Suge Knight as trade bait. Then we talk about the drama that isn&#39;t as dramatic as we first thought with commissioner Tyler Tumminia stepping down and recap the growth of the league under their watch. Also sprinkled in is Nathan MacKinnon whacking a ref with his stick, Pekka Rinne getting his number retired, and we repeatedly tell people not to invade Ukraine.

Ep. 56: Just Here For the Drama

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In this bonus episode we go back to where this podcast began at our first true recording session that wasn&#39;t in a bar. We&#39;ll cram into the Delorean and travel back in time to August 11th, 2020: a happier time immediately after NHL hockey returned from the first COVID hiatus. We are joined by good friend, sometimes teammate, step-podfather, and now technically first guest Rob Otero to talk about all things hockey news at the weird reboot of the season that August. Transport yourself to a time when the 2020 draft lottery balls had just dropped giving the Rangers the 1st pick, nobody had heard of Wordle, John Tortorella was still a coach, Trump was still in office, King Henrik still reigned, Carter Hart was good, Tony DeAngelo wasn&#39;t universally hated, Evan was still an unabashed Blackhawks fan, and people all thought Alexis Lafreniere would be an instant star. In this meandering discussion we address rage levels at different places pick 1 might have gone, playoff series in the bubble, renaming Columbus, going to mass at Jagr Church, and the imminent forming of the Seattle Kraken, amongst many other topics.

In this bonus episode we go back to where this podcast began at our first true recording session that wasn't in a bar. We'll cram into the Delorean and travel back in time to August 11th, 2020: a happier time immediately after NHL hockey returned from the first COVID hiatus. We are joined by good friend, sometimes teammate, step-podfather, and now technically first guest Rob Otero to talk about all things hockey news at the weird reboot of the season that August. Transport yourself to a time when the 2020 draft lottery balls had just dropped giving the Rangers the 1st pick, nobody had heard of Wordle, John Tortorella was still a coach, Trump was still in office, King Henrik still reigned, Carter Hart was good, Tony DeAngelo wasn't universally hated, Evan was still an unabashed Blackhawks fan, and people all thought Alexis Lafreniere would be an instant star. In this meandering discussion we address rage levels at different places pick 1 might have gone, playoff series in the bubble, renaming Columbus, going to mass at Jagr Church, and the imminent forming of the Seattle Kraken, amongst many other topics.

BONUS! Ep. 2: Upset, But Not Irate

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In this episode Evan and Jake talk about the charges levied against Jake Virtanen, Evander Kane&#39;s new contract, the rise and fall of a union executive director - No, not Jimmy Hoffa, Alex Sinatra - lots of women&#39;s hockey news, some NHL quick hits including Alex Ovechkin &#34;getting COVID&#34; and spend a while on the Blackhawks because they just can&#39;t quit screwing things up.

Ep. 55: All Star Breaks and Blackhawks Break Ups

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We&#39;re back with Episode 54. In this episode we talk about power moves by the PHF and by Vancouver in hiring women in high ranking front office positions. We also talk about Willie O&#39;Ree&#39;s number getting retired by the Boston Bruins and then a lot of talk about why we cannot celebrate him enough because of the ways racism still impacts hockey. We then talk about tw/sa the Reid Boucher trial and impacts. Then, since we like having fun, we talk about Givani and Gemel Smith getting to play together, Leon Draisaitl getting &#34;pissy&#34;, Josh Ho Sang getting called up to the Canadian Olympic team and Aaron Dell with the Not-So People&#39;s Elbow on Drake Batherson. Thank you for listening.

Ep. 54: Hockey Vibes Both Good and Bad

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We go transcontinental with this episode. Coast to coast in Canada talking about Edmonton&#39;s woes, Winnipeg&#39;s possible nomad lifestyle, Keegan Mitchell standing up against racism and all of Prince Edward Island. We also talk about rainbow ice in Kalamazoo, Mikyla Grant-Mentis and Elaine Chuli dominating the PHF, Shannon Turner hitting 100 games in style, and a little bit on The Perfect Human. Thank you for listening.

Ep. 53: HDA, PEI and the Hockey Underbelly

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In this episode we talk about the debacle that was the men&#39;s and women&#39;s world juniors, our old friend COVID, the Winter Classic with a special guest appearance from science. We also talk about the Canucks cleaning house, the PHFPA hiring Alex Sinatra, famed Canadian Olympian Brigette Lacquette being the first indigenous woman hired as an NHL scout and the impending return of Tuuka Rask.

Ep. 52: We're Back. Is Hockey?

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In Episode 51 we tackle what is pretty much the only story in hockey right now: COVID. We also talk about will they / won&#39;t they with regards to the Olympics, the Coyotes vagabond status, Ovechkin doing ridiculous things, Dallas goalies, Kyle Beach / Chicago reaching a settlement, and we yell a lot about forcing teachers to scramble for money during intermission of a hockey game.

Ep. 51: COVID, COVID, Everywhere

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Hey Folks. Been a while because life intervened and Jake got sick (again, non COVID) and well, now this episode is coming out a week after we recorded so it&#39;s all out of date but touched on are: Evander Kane, the IOC trans inclusion policy and potential impacts on the PHF. Digit Murphy talks war and we once again say no, this is just sports. Montreal cleans house, Brendan Lemieux goes full Lemieux (Claude Variation) and NHL teams continue to put out really lame third jerseys.

Ep. 50: Better Trans Inclusion Policies, Brendan Lemieux and Other Hockey Bites

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In this episode we dive back into the hockey being played all across this broad land. We&#39;ve got NHL updates including the newest hall of fame inductees, the Penguins getting sold, Bob Murray&#39;s resignation and, of course, more Blackhawks tumult. We also update the PHF season through two weeks and Jake talks about Homeward Bound. Thanks for listening

Ep. 49: NHL, PHF and Blackhawks Updates

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Hey Everyone. Our long promised but not yet delivered Premier Hockey Federation - formerly known as the NWHL - Season 7 preview is here. We tackle the long and winding offseason full upheaval: name changes, trans inclusivity policy, and the ESPN+ streaming deal. We also preview each team in the league, predict the end of regular season standings and, as per usual, give you numerous ways for us to look stupid at the end of the season. Catch the PHF all season streaming on ESPN+ and thank you for listening.

Ep. 48: Premier Hockey Federation Season Preview

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One topic and one topic only in this episode as we do a deep dive into the released report regarding the sexual assault coverup presided over by the Blackhawks brass in 2010. Some heads have rolled. Some have stayed shockingly still attached to their negligent bodies. While some should really shut up. We talk about all of those heads and the tepid response by the league as we try and wrap our heads around it all.

Ep. 47: Blackhawks Report and Rolling Heads

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Hockey is back and so are we with some NHL vibes, some quick hits, and observations from the first six or so days of the season. We finally don&#39;t have to talk about Evander Kane, but we do talk about the Hayes family releasing Jimmy Hayes&#39; toxicology report, unvaccinated hockey players, the birth of the Kraken, NHL on ESPN and TNT, Katie Guay&#39;s AHL debut, Manon Rheaume&#39;s Bally Sports Detroit debut, the New Jersey Devils&#39; Devils Buy Black Program and the release of Game Misconduct by Evan F. Moore and Jashvina Shaw. All this and the usual assortment of jokes, but this time no flies.

Ep. 46: NHL First Week Vibes and Quick Hits

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Hey there. We are back with our 2021-22 NHL season preview. This episode is chocked full of only some of the information you need to get ready for the upcoming season. It does, however, have jokes both good and bad, and our battle with not one but two fruit flies as we record. Also talked about: Brady Tkachuk dodging Eugene Melnyk&#39;s calls, Robin Lehner speaks out, COVID troubles in Edmonton and, as always, Evander Kane did something else we have to talk about.

Ep. 45: Fighting Flies and Our NHL Season Preview

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We&#39;re finally back and we&#39;ve got a lot of hockey talking for you. We talk about the NWHL rebrand to the PHF. We also talk about Evander Kane, Patrick Kane, MAF&#39;s new goalie mask, and late movement on the RFA front. Also, the omnipresent oppression of COVID persists for a third season. This time in the form of the very few remaining vaccine holdouts in the NHL including Tyler Bertuzzi and Alex Stalock missing the season with a heart condition developed after COVID. Finally we talk about TNT hiring Paul Bissonnette, Zdeno Chara going home and other hockey trivialities. Thanks for listening.

We're finally back and we've got a lot of hockey talking for you. We talk about the NWHL rebrand to the PHF. We also talk about Evander Kane, Patrick Kane, MAF's new goalie mask, and late movement on the RFA front. Also, the omnipresent oppression of COVID persists for a third season. This time in the form of the very few remaining vaccine holdouts in the NHL including Tyler Bertuzzi and Alex Stalock missing the season with a heart condition developed after COVID. Finally we talk about TNT hiring Paul Bissonnette, Zdeno Chara going home and other hockey trivialities. Thanks for listening.

Ep. 44: Rebranding Failures and NHL Antivaxxers

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Hey all. Episode 43 is here and we&#39;re talking about the Coyotes eviction notice and Stanley Cup cuisine. We rehash Mitchell Miller and Evander Kane because they just won&#39;t go away. We recap the women&#39;s worlds, including Hilary Knight&#39;s milestone. We finish with some of the signings since you last heard from us, Carolina&#39;s spite parade, and finally we recap our ridiculous prognostications from our 2021 season preview and find that Evan might be a precog.

Ep. 43: Tweeting in French and Recapping With Hindsight

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We are back with our sporadic summer episodes. There&#39;s not a lot of hockey happening right now, so we dive deep into the new Mountain Dew alcoholic beverages, remember Four Loko, and think about when we were &#34;cool&#34; (hint: it was never). In actual hockey news, we talk about the NHLPA strongly recommending vaccination for its constituents, strongly recommending that players not play in Olympic qualifiers, and the NHL announcement that ad patches will start on jerseys in 2022-23. We also talk about Evander Kane and a brief eulogy for the great Tony Esposito.

Ep. 42: COVID Olympics Part 2 and Four Loko

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We&#39;re back. After two weeks off we have a lot to catch up on. We briefly talk about the Seattle expansion and NHL drafts, including Montreal&#39;s &#34;mistake&#34; and Chicago&#39;s ham-fisted efforts at proving they care. Then we dive into the latest in Evander Kane&#39;s troubles, Jake Virtanen&#39;s agent statement, Tony DeAngelo getting yet another chance at redemption and other NHL free agency shenanigans. Some quick NWHL updates, Luke Prokop, and anything else we can cram into an hour or so.

Ep. 41: The Big Catch Up

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In this episode Jake and Evan focus on the upcoming Seattle Expansion and NHL Entry drafts, with mock drafts while we mock drafts, including some dialogue on Logan Mailloux. We also recap all the player transactions you can shake a stick at.

Ep. 40: Draft Previews and Don't Take Nonconsensual Photos, Please

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If you guessed we&#39;re talking about Chicago you are correct. However, we talk about way more fun stuff, like Nikita Kucherov being a hero to all, Brendan Gallagher&#39;s non-hockey woes, the Kraken, Vladimir Tarasenko trade requests, Patrick Kane aka the best hockey player in the NHL, and shenanigans galore. Don&#39;t worry, Jake edited out his Moby cover.

Ep. 39: Stanley Cup Finals Recap and Omnipresent Chicago Darkness

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Recorded before Tampa Bay&#39;s Game 5 win, this episode features Evan and Jake&#39;s take on a largely underwhelming Stanley Cup Finals. We also speak about the NWHL Draft (much more to come), the passing of Matiss Kivelnieks, more Canadian indigenous school news, the sorry state of everything in Chicago and much more, including Jake&#39;s embarrassing attempt to close the episode.

Ep. 38: Hockey Detritus and Also the Stanley Cup Finals

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Only a few topics of discussion this week as Jake and Evan dive deep into the Stanley Cup Finals: The unstoppable force (Tampa juggernaut) versus the immovable object (Montreal defensively). We lay out keys to the series and make our bold predictions which, if we are wrong, harm us in no way whatsoever. Then we dive deep - again - into the ever evolving situation in the Chicago Blackhawks sexual assault cases. Who knew what and when? Who should be fired? Why aren&#39;t all adults in sports mandatory reporters? Finally we close it off on a positive note talking about the Kraken and some of the positive steps they are taking as they build their franchise the right way.

Ep. 37: Stanley Cup Finals and Mandatory Reporting

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This time around Evan and Jake chat in depth about the news that upper level executives knew about the sexual assault allegations against a video coach in the organization and chose to not go to the authorities. That comes after a deep dive into the NHL playoffs, where we make predictions for the rest of the way that will probably be wrong. Also covered is Stephen Johns&#39; retirement and activism, Mark Scheifle&#39;s foot in mouth disease, and we talk about Juneteenth as a national holiday, and what it can mean moving forward.

Ep. 36: More Bad News Out of Chicago and NHL Playoff Semifinals

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In this episode Jake and Evan are all over the place: NHL Playoffs, Taya Currie the first woman drafted into the OHL, Digit Murphy gets kicked upstairs, journalists asking Carey Price terrible questions, MORE lawsuits against the Chicago Hockey Team, Seth Jones wants out, Ukrainian soccer kits, and some bad singing.

Ep. 35: NHL Playoffs Smorgasbord and OHL Draft Delight

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In this episode Jake and Evan talk about the discovery of the remains of 215 indigenous children at a Canadian residential school and the hockey world&#39;s response to it. On a lighter note, we dive into the NHL playoffs, including the Kaiju matchups between Carolina/Tampa and Colorado/Vegas. There&#39;s also talk about Nashville courting bad friends, Carolina&#39;s Twitter shenanigans, and Naomi Osaka&#39;s fight against sport&#39;s media and for her own mental health.

Ep. 34: Indigenous Histories and NHL Kaiju Matchups

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This week we actually have good things to talk about including the NHL&#39;s playoff anthem that is an absolute banger from BIA. Also, teams and networks hiring women, LGBTQ+ and BIPOC folks as commentators and front office staff and, of course, we break down all the Stanley Cup playoff action you can shake an 85 flex stick at.

Ep. 33: Actual Good News and the Playoffs So Far

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In this episode Evan and Jake have an update on the Jake Virtanen sexual assault allegations and on a lawsuit detailing sexual assault in the Chicago Hockey Team organization, this from a former player. We also talk about Tampa Bay playing an all Black line of Mathieu Joseph, Gemel Smith and Daniel Walcott, what might be Pekka Rinne&#39;s final shining moment as a Predator, the Canucks and Flames night-capping playoff games with the last vestiges of the regular season, and deliver our only one day belated playoff preview.

Ep. 32: Predators of Various Types and Our Playoff Preview

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This week we obviously have to talk about Tom &#34;Oops I Did It Again&#34; Wilson and his antics that turn hockey into a violent circus act. We also spend some time with Caitlyn Jenner&#39;s heel turn with regards to trans girls/women in girl&#39;s and women&#39;s sports, fired coaches, a brief playoff preview (more to come) and we have an exercise on building the best cap friendly team we can.

Ep. 31: Rent Free and Caitlyn Jenner's Tees

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In this go-around Jake and Evan dive in on the allegations against Jake Virtanen and discuss how best to respond to them on the internet. We also recap the NWHL awards and revel in how great we are at predictions, chat about the insanity of Connor McDavid and Austin Matthew&#39;s seasons and finally dive into our planned rivalry series, starting with one of the best: Pittsburgh and Philadelphia.

Ep. 30: Believe Survivors and Keystone State Feuding

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In this go-round Evan and Jake spend some time speaking about the Derek Chauvin guilty verdict, its impact on the present, what we hope is the impact on the future, and how the hockey world reacted. We also talk about our picks for the NWHL awards ceremony which we swear we recorded before they were announced, what&#39;s left of the NHL playoff races, and Jake apologizes for being a jerk to Patrick Marleau.

Ep. 29: Guilty Verdicts and Awards Previews

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This week Evan and Jake continue to prattle along about stories that won&#39;t go away and we promise we eventually talk about hockey. Before that, though we harp on gun violence and the American police officer&#39;s penchant for murdering black and brown folks. We bring back the yawn scale to recap the NHL trade deadline, update where we stand with Digit Murphy&#39;s transphobia, talk about cunnilingus, and watch more names get added to the COVID list.

Ep. 28: Eventually We Talk About Hockey

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In this episode we do a deep dive on Digit Murphy&#39;s (and much of American South&#39;s) objection to trans women in women&#39;s sports. We also revisit the yawn scale for ranking NHL trades as the trade deadline looms. We&#39;ve also got more Canucks COVID cases, Nico Hischier as Bane, and we rank great Gallaghers through history.

Ep. 27: Trans Women Are Women and the NHL Trade Deadline

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It was a week of all stars behaving badly: Connor McDavid elbows, Nathan MacKinnon helmet tosses, and Sidney Crosby being shot by invisible snipers. We also talk about the crushing grip of COVID in Vancouver, the Sabres finally winning, Kirill Kaprizov&#39;s stranglehold on the Calder, and Evan&#39;s neighbors dog dropping unclaimed bombs on his front lawn.

Ep. 26: Good Boys Gone Wild

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Welcome to Episode 25 of the Handsome Hockey Podcast. In this one Evan and Jake talk women&#39;s hockey, the Isobel Cup has been raised by a very deserving Boston Pride. We also talk about NWHL expansion, COVID finally shutting down a Canadian team, the mostly decided playoff races, what Jake would have done to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple, and about why you should wear a face cage. Thanks for listening, everyone.

Ep. 25: Cup Raisings and COVID Cases

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Episode 24 is here and the lead is Jake and Evan previewing the NWHL&#39;s Isobel Cup playoffs which, much like the phoenix, have risen from the COVID ashes and will take place on March 26th and 27th. We also talk about Evander Kane&#39;s courtroom drama, talk our midseason picks for Hart and Vezina, imagine a totally fake and not at all possible reality where Nikita Kucherov is healthy for the last month of the season but doesn&#39;t play for cap purposes, and play America&#39;s new favorite game: Hockey Player or Pharmaceutical.

Ep. 24: Barge Fires on Lake Erie

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In this episode Jake and Evan are excited for the Isobel Cup resumption, make sure everyone knows how awful Bobby Hull is, talk an unexpected amount about the North Division, and how we take things personally.

Ep. 23: Not So Golden Jets

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This one is a little bit longer but we promise it is worth it. Jake and Evan discuss our trade board for the impending trade deadline. Then we do deep dives into Thomas Greiss&#39; extremism, Jamie Benn&#39;s appreciation for Candace Owens&#39; transphobia, Tom Wilson&#39;s shithousery, and other things that make us mad at the NHL. But there are some high notes as well, the PWHPA debuts on national television in the US, Brent Seabrook gets his elegy, and we play our inaugural game: Hockey Coach, Boxer, or Race Horse.

Ep. 22: Games, Trades and Transphobia

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Sometimes the slimy Russian underbelly rolls over and exposes itself to the light. This week Evan and Jake dive in on the Artemi Panarin experience. They also chat about Claude Julien losing his job, Buffalo losing everything, a couple of returns in women&#39;s hockey with the PWHPA getting some much due airtime, and the NWHL&#39;s possible comeback from COVID, Jordan Binnington needing his binky, and fighting with your brother.

Ep. 21: From Russia With Malice

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The NHL season is roughly 1/3 of the way through so Jake and Evan take some time to talk about their votes for worst contracts in the league. They talk about the Hockey Players of Color Movement and other good Black History Month hockey related resources. Also talked about is Mike Babcock as a molder of impressionable youths, Jake willfully eats crow about the Lake Tahoe games, and they then spend some time thinking of other exotic locales for the next fanless outdoor game.

Ep. 20: Plague Mask Mascot

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This week Jake and Evan cover all the drama in Columbus, cover more stories and sources for Black History Month, including Willie O&#39;Ree&#39;s jersey retirement getting postponed. We also talk about Alex Galchenyuk&#39;s (now outdated) migratory habits, Tuuka&#39;s big adventure, Starship Troopers and more.

Ep. 19: South 'Til You Smell It, East 'Til You Step In It

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Jake and Evan discuss the Black History month hockey storylines theyre following, and both the unfortunate and exciting developments in Women’s hockey. Then they talk about Pantera, hostile elders, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Tyler Toffoli as a hot ex, Makar for Norris, the Portland Winterhawks, more Covid craziness, and free Chara sticks for all.

Ep. 18: Gotta Devil's Haircut In My Mind

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In Episode 17 we talk about the new ways COVID has found to disrupt the NHL, hopefully talk about Tony DeAngelo for the last time, and further developments in the PLD/Laine trade. We then dive into the NWHL Whubble, some of the players who have stood out, tell you to buy some of their merch, and speak our two cents about the hot, stinky mess that troglodytes tried to make of the glory that has been the 2021 NWHL season.

In Episode 17 we talk about the new ways COVID has found to disrupt the NHL, hopefully talk about Tony DeAngelo for the last time, and further developments in the PLD/Laine trade. We then dive into the NWHL Whubble, some of the players who have stood out, tell you to buy some of their merch, and pay our two cents about the hot stinky mess that troglodytes tried to make of the glory that has been the 2021 NWHL season.

Ep. 17: You Are Spare Parts Aren't Ya, Bud?

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We talk about the massive PLD for Laine trade, COVID, COVID everywhere, Russian politics, and cursing at reporters. The bulk of the episode is spent talking about the National Women&#39;s Hockey League 2021 season which is currently being played in Lake Placid, NY under similar conditions to the NHL&#39;s return to play last year. You can stream every NWHL game this season (which only lasts for 12 more days) at twitch.tv/nwhl and catch the semifinals and finals in the US on NBCSN.

Ep. 16: Anything You Can Bubble We Can Bubble Better

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In this episode we share initial thoughts on the start of the 2021 season, have some fun with a crazy week for a couple NHLers, and finally we talk about how the NHL can become a more diverse and vibrant league

Ep. 15: MC Hammer Taught Us Nothing

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This one is a doozy. We try our best to briefly summarize the news of the week, including USA#1 best hockey country ever, some Seattle news and PLD’s big announcement. We spend some time celebrating the career of Corey Crawford and the life of John Muckler. Then it is the deep dive into 2021. Who are the best teams? Who are the worst teams? Who wins what? A list of non-traditional bests, and finally several opportunities for us to look (more) stupid.

This one is a doozy. We try our best to briefly summarize the news of the week, including USA#1 best hockey country ever, some Seattle news and PLD’s big announcement. We spend some time celebrating the career of Corey Crawford and the life of John Muckler. Then it is the deep dive into 2021. Who are the best teams? Who are the worst teams? Who wins what? A list of non-traditional bests, and finally several opportunities for us to look (more) stupid.

Ep. 14: Mega 2021 Season Preview

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We preview the World Junior Semi Finals and predict the finals, and pour one out for P.K. Subban and Lindsey Vonn. Evan then leads us in a discussion about all female official crews for the NWHL tournament taking place at the end of January, before we open wider on integrating women into the game in a more thoughtful and thorough manner.

Ep 13: I Don't See Your Stinking Lines, Man

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Evan births his Bleakhawks meme and christens the holiday season with a festive recounting of the many hockey gifts under the hockey tree - Which is made of hockey. We talk about Tampa finding a convenient and not at all suspicious means of getting under the cap, the proliferation of one year contracts, King Henrik’s surprise announcement, and who we think had the best offseason.

Ep. 12: Thunder Rolls and Lightning Strike (At Their Cap Issues)

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The news is in! We get a 2021 season. Jake and Evan discuss the known specifics of the agreement between the NHL and NHLPA, and how that fills them full of glee. They then dive deep into how COVID has changed hockey, and some of the negative ramifications involved before ending with a discussion about the language used by sports fans and how it excludes significant portions of fans or potential fans from engaging in sports.

Ep. 11: The Term is Fleeced

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Evan and Jake talk about the news of the day, LTIR movement, teams finding ways to get cap compliant, and Jake proposes a trade that was almost immediately made unnecessary. We have longer discussions about the hiring of Kendall Coyne-Schofield, and more opportunities for women in hockey. Finally, we guess as to what kind of season we will get (spoiler alert: Jake was right).

Ep. 10: You Say You Want a Hockey Season

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In this episode we wax poetic about the magnificent careers of “Doc” Emrick and Meghan Duggan, dig into the Mitchell Miller saga and the subsequent fallout, and finally spend far too much time griping about the blasphemous Reverse Retro jerseys.

Ep. 9: An Eloquent Turn of Phrase

Make Hockey Handsome Again

Jake Montie and Evan Stravers host a hockey podcast based in Portland, Oregon featuring snarky beer league player perspectives on the NHL, local and worldwide hockey happenings, and a variety of other topics.

Handsome Hockey Podcast

Episodes

Ep. 62: Commissioner Batman and Free Range Rovers

Ep. 61: Women's Hockey: Mount Up

Ep. 60: Things Fall Apart

Ep. 59: What It Sounds Like When a Whale Cries

Ep. 58: Story Time With Jake and Evan

Ep. 57: Jagr For World President

Ep. 56: Just Here For the Drama

BONUS! Ep. 2: Upset, But Not Irate

Ep. 55: All Star Breaks and Blackhawks Break Ups

Ep. 54: Hockey Vibes Both Good and Bad

Ep. 53: HDA, PEI and the Hockey Underbelly

Ep. 52: We're Back. Is Hockey?

Ep. 51: COVID, COVID, Everywhere

Ep. 50: Better Trans Inclusion Policies, Brendan Lemieux and Other Hockey Bites

Ep. 49: NHL, PHF and Blackhawks Updates

Ep. 48: Premier Hockey Federation Season Preview

Ep. 47: Blackhawks Report and Rolling Heads

Ep. 46: NHL First Week Vibes and Quick Hits

Ep. 45: Fighting Flies and Our NHL Season Preview

Ep. 44: Rebranding Failures and NHL Antivaxxers

Ep. 43: Tweeting in French and Recapping With Hindsight

Ep. 42: COVID Olympics Part 2 and Four Loko

Ep. 41: The Big Catch Up

Ep. 40: Draft Previews and Don't Take Nonconsensual Photos, Please

Ep. 39: Stanley Cup Finals Recap and Omnipresent Chicago Darkness

Ep. 38: Hockey Detritus and Also the Stanley Cup Finals

Ep. 37: Stanley Cup Finals and Mandatory Reporting

Ep. 36: More Bad News Out of Chicago and NHL Playoff Semifinals

Ep. 35: NHL Playoffs Smorgasbord and OHL Draft Delight

Ep. 34: Indigenous Histories and NHL Kaiju Matchups

Ep. 33: Actual Good News and the Playoffs So Far

Ep. 32: Predators of Various Types and Our Playoff Preview

Ep. 31: Rent Free and Caitlyn Jenner's Tees

Ep. 30: Believe Survivors and Keystone State Feuding

Ep. 29: Guilty Verdicts and Awards Previews

Ep. 28: Eventually We Talk About Hockey

Ep. 27: Trans Women Are Women and the NHL Trade Deadline

Ep. 26: Good Boys Gone Wild

Ep. 25: Cup Raisings and COVID Cases

Ep. 24: Barge Fires on Lake Erie

Ep. 23: Not So Golden Jets

Ep. 22: Games, Trades and Transphobia

Ep. 21: From Russia With Malice

Ep. 20: Plague Mask Mascot

Ep. 19: South 'Til You Smell It, East 'Til You Step In It

Ep. 18: Gotta Devil's Haircut In My Mind

Ep. 17: You Are Spare Parts Aren't Ya, Bud?

Ep. 16: Anything You Can Bubble We Can Bubble Better

Ep. 15: MC Hammer Taught Us Nothing

Ep. 14: Mega 2021 Season Preview

Ep 13: I Don't See Your Stinking Lines, Man

Ep. 12: Thunder Rolls and Lightning Strike (At Their Cap Issues)

Ep. 11: The Term is Fleeced

Ep. 10: You Say You Want a Hockey Season

Ep. 9: An Eloquent Turn of Phrase