Everybody and Their Cousin is a podcast by two cousins entering their 30s. Join Jill and Molly as they talk about navigating friendships, relationships, finances, fitness, pop culture (especially reality TV and Heated Rivalry) and more!

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Cousins, this week we’re covering the full spectrum of human experience: hormones, hauntings, reality television, and whatever is happening at a Katy Perry concert these days.We kick things off with a breakdown of the menstrual cycle and its various phases, proving once and for all that it is impossible to get a clear picture of what is going on with women&#39;s bodies. Molly then presents evidence that her school may or may not be experiencing paranormal activity.We also discuss some truly unhinged Katy Perry concert footage making the rounds online. Finally, Jill and Molly tackle their biggest logistical challenge yet: creating a game plan for watching both the U.S. and U.K. versions of Love Island simultaneously.As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Episode 65 - Everybody and Their Cousin Is Tracking Their Cycle and Investigating Ghosts

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Cousins, Molly is RATTLED at the start of this week’s episode after a sighting of the ghost of Jill’s landline past. This leads us into a discussion of the child-coded urge to hang up on strangers and when it’s okay (and/or necessary) to discipline other people’s children.Next, Jill has a big update about her quest to become a single mother (to a puppy) and spreads the gospel about her new TV obsession, Rivals. Luckily for all of us cousins, Natalie has sent in a truly life-changing email with commentary and behind-the-scenes tea about the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, which leads Jill and Molly to discuss how to tell when something is financial abuse versus when you are just bad at budgeting. Chat, is it really bad for your spouse to use your money to pay your bills?Then, Jill and Molly question whether Seth Myers is in fact happily married, and mourn Amy Poehler’s historically poor taste in men (see: Will Arnett). Of course, we then have to get into a JJL update, complete with some f*cking egregious messages Jill sort of asked for, and the surprising re-appearance and completely unsurprising re-disappearance of S. We have the chance to give a brief update on more Katy Perry controversy, mourn a hurdle in Molly’s skin care journey, and debate the relative merits of an Oura ring before Molly’s phone decides it’s time for us to wrap it up.As always, please email us at mailto:eatcpod@gmail.com (Natalie, you’re our favourite listener this week!), rate us 5 stars, and tell your friends. Keep it cute cousins!

Episode 64 - Everybody and Their Cousin Wants to Connect Al(icia Carmody) and Al (Zdenek)

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Cousins, did you miss us? After our controversial one-week break, we are back with important cultural discussions and insights into our future parenting philosophies.This week, Jill and Molly ask the hard-hitting generational question: is it more millennial or Gen Z to make an unsuccessful podcast? The cousins also break down just how much they’re loving The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, continue their seemingly endless Lena Dunham discourse, and officially begin collecting donations for Jill to get Crave and finally watch the rest of Girls.Plus, thoughts on the eternal mystery that is Mindy Kaling and B. J. Novak, and a surprisingly heated discussion about which beauty treatments we would and absolutely would NOT pay for for our future teen children.As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Episode 63 - Everybody and Their Cousin Came Back to Talk About Lena Dunham Again

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Cousins, this week we’re welcoming our first returning guest, Mary! Jill and Mary deliver their official race report along with a full breakdown of the preceding shenanigans.After the race report, we&#39;re diving deep into internet content as Molly brings light to the viral nun content which has her questioning ALL her life choices.Then, in an educational segment no one asked for, Molly and Mary introduce Jill to the worlds of “Club Chalamet” and the Khia Asylum, expanding her digital literacy in ways that may or may not be helpful.Plus, the cousins return to a familiar topic: more thoughts on Lena Dunham, because apparently we are not done discussing her.As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Episode 62 - Everybody and Their Cousin is Trying to Escape the Khia Asylum

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Cousins, we’re back with another episode where we are hitting MANY corners. We follow up on the Pizza Movie prank on Cousin Bill featuring a rare cameo from the man himself, do a quick budget check-in to prove we are at least trying to be financially responsible, and dive into the wonderful world of wedding dress shopping.Then, in a completely reasonable and not at all threatening turn, the cousins imagine a world where Jill kicks Molly out of the podcast à la Alex Cooper, leaving us with the brilliant new name of Everybody and Nobody Else.As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins

Episode 61 - Everybody and Their Cousin Presents: Everybody and Nobody Else

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Cousins, despite much of this episode ending up on the cutting room floor, what remains is chaotic and calling out for cancellation.First, we discuss differing parenting styles, apologizing to children, and why Molly’s mom felt she needed to read books about how to parent troubled teens (i.e., Molly). Jill reveals that she was friends with some troubled teens in her youth and Jill and Molly find out that not every core cousin memory is remembered the same way.Then, Jill and Molly finally gather the strength to unpack Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry’s Coachella experience (including Katy Perry’s apparent need to vape) before giving you a deep dive into what exactly is going on between Katy Perry and Ruby Rose, and accidentally convincing themselves that Jaty might be real??Then, we get into The Drama - no, not what’s happening lately on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, we’re talking about the new movie starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson and why the Haim sister is bad bad news.In a shocking turn of events, Molly fesses up to loving Lena Dunham and the cousins unpack why you can’t help but love her and why Molly would really benefit from this podcast having video. You know the drill - rate our podcast, tell your friends, email us at eatcpod@gmail.com, and keep it cute this week cousins!

Episode 60 - Everybody and Their Cousin Is Rolling With the Yomies

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Cousins, we want you to know that we did record an episode this week. Getting there, however, was a journey. Molly attempts the intro not once, not twice, but three times, setting the tone for what can only be described as a technically challenged (but ultimately hilarious) episode.Somewhere amidst the chaos, Jill introduces Molly to the word “tome,” we actually to have a real and grounded conversation about budgeting and finances, and we unpack several celebrity couples—very intentionally not including Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry.Naturally, there are multiple technical difficulties sprinkled throughout, because that is the kind of professionalism you’ve come to expect from us. Plus, your obligatory JJL updates, because against all odds, some things remain consistent.Thank you for sticking with us through whatever this is. As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins.

Episode 59 - Everybody and Their Cousin Needs Multiple Takes

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Cousins, last week we promised you that this week would be different, and needless to say we’ve delivered (shout out to Cousin of the Week Carrie for emailing us!)Of course, it wouldn’t be Everybody and Their Cousin if we didn’t spend the first 10 (ish) minutes discussing the trials and tribulations of working out and getting Jill’s update on her upcoming half marathon. From there, Jill and Molly unpack Passover, including the mysteries of the Rabbinical Assembly, and how 75 Hard is just a remake of Lent.Which brings us to our next topic: the remake of 13 Going on 30 and alllll the sequels and remakes on the horizon, including a brief discussion of Tin Tin (and his relationship to Caillou). Then it’s only natural to dive into Tin Tin’s spiritual cousin - and fellow colonizer - Babar the Elephant, including Babar’s hidden cousin connection (aka, his wife).Turns out Babar is not the only member of the animal kingdom getting freaky with his cousin - apparently LOTS of animals loveee to inbreed. Don’t say this isn’t a science podcast! We round out the episode with a JJL update including how Liam messed up (we all knew he would!) Cousins, you know what to do - EMAIL US (eatcpod@gmail.com). And tell your friends, rate, review us etc. Until next time!

Episode 58 - Everybody and Their Cousin Is Not Beating the Ethical Erotic Audio Allegations

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Cousins, this episode kicks off with an interactive game that reveals Jill&#39;s true inner strength, followed by what can only be described as a riveting conversation about the weather. If you live in Canada, hopefully this will be relatable for you, and if not, count yourselves lucky and take pity on us.The cousins then dive into the chaos of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, unpacking the dynamics, the drama, and why we are in love with an ex-Mormon named Chase. Molly also takes a moment to appreciate a very specific and powerful archetype: women who look like MAGA blondes but are, in fact, Democrats. A nuanced discussion, if you will.Plus, your regularly scheduled JJL updates, which lead us to the question of whether attending &#34;Monopoly night with the boys&#34; is a green flag or a red flag.As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Episode 57 - Everybody and Their Cousin is Becoming an Expert in Mormonism

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Cousins, hold on to your hats and rev your engines, cause we’ve got quite the episode for you this week.Jill and Molly start off by introducing a new corner - Opp of the Week. Jill’s opp this week is the AI lady on Runna who tells her to “speed up” while she’s running in a truly violent way. Then, we dive into some listener emails (with tangents along the way, of course). Our good friend Andrea Demarsi is back with some stats, and Molly’s dad has written in with, among other things, a reminder of Molly’s Irish-Swedish roots. Which begs the question - does Molly’s family talk too much about being Irish? Then, it’s time for a doozy of a JJL update. Jill regales her cousin with the tale of her first date of 2026, and to say it was an ick from start to finish would be an understatement.As always, we hope you stay cute and that you email us at eatcpod@gmail.com! We will try not to roast your email on the pod (but no promises). Don’t forget to speed up this week cousins!

Episode 56 - Everybody and Their Cousin Is Speeding Up

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Cousins, this week Jill and Molly attempt the impossible: figuring out the difference between The Summer I Turned Pretty, Every Summer After, and My Life with the Walter Boys.The cousins then dive headfirst into the fascinating inner workings of Nico Tortorella, learn about Enneagrams via Jill’s mom, and revisit the ongoing saga of Love Story: JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette, including Jill’s follow-up viewing and the shocking twist that Molly may actually be starting to hate it.Plus, a dramatic reading of some truly unhinged Hinge profiles, and a sad acknowledgement that while the internet is currently losing its mind over a sad monkey, the cousins simply do not have the emotional bandwidth to engage.As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Episode 55 - Everybody and Their Cousin Is Confused by the Summer Romance Cinematic Universe

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Cousins, we are SO excited to have the honour of giving you the EXCLUSIVE first look at the draft menu for Molly’s wedding. How we got access to this confidential information, you may never know.But first, as individuals who would have been professional athletes if we were completely different people, Jill and Molly obviously have to talk about fitness, including their insane workout plan in 2017 and of course Gareth.  Plus, Jill and Molly discuss Love is Blind and the perils of being sweaty, which naturally segues into a conversation about the question everyone is asking - how often do you wash your bedsheets? In the process, Jill learns something she never knew about her cousin…As always, don’t forget to email us all your thoughts/requests for Molly’s wedding menu at eatcpod@gmail.com, subscribe to the pod, and leave us a 5-star rating. We hope you stay cute this week cousins!

Episode 54 - Everybody and Their Cousin Has the EXCLUSIVE Scoop on Molly's Wedding Menu

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Cousins, the tables have officially turned. After Jill successfully convinced Molly (and half the listening audience) to watch Heated Rivalry, it is now Molly’s turn to evangelize. This week she makes her case for Love Story: JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette. She also shares some background knowledge about this tragic and iconic couple, showing that her Wikipedia and Reddit deep dives can in fact be put to good use. Jill is seemingly open to the experience, but only time will tell if she will cave the way Molly once did.The cousins also unpack seasonal affective disorder and what winter does to the brain, pontificate on the newly released film Wuthering Heights (despite never having seen it), and ask the cultural question of our time: should Emerald Fennell be allowed to keep making movies?Plus, wholesome updates courtesy of the Finch app and Jill’s new pet Oatmeal, and a more grounded conversation about getting serious about body image, because we contain multitudes.As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Episode 53 - Everybody and Their Cousin is Evangelizing TV Shows

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Cousins, welcome to secret identity week - Double Life by Pharrell, people who have a one letter name on the dating apps, Hannah Montana, and the most famous double agents of all time (Jill and Molly), we are doing it ALL. Of course, we continue to have our finger on the pulse and as such obviously have comprehensive coverage on Alysa Liu and various Olympic dramas.  Unfortunately, we do hit pan this week, leading to a discussion of gendered names for different animals (?) and waiters/waitresses vs. servers. But given this episode was almost not brought to you at all, we think you should still be grateful. Please make our day this week and email us at eatcpod@gmail.com, rate the pod, and tell your friends, family members, and spiritual cousins. We hope you stay cute this week!

Episode 52 - Everybody and Their Cousin Hopes You Stay Cute

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Cousins, this week we’re confronting our greatest enemies: the cello teacher who attempted to humiliate Jill and the nail technician who set Molly&#39;s hand on fire. But before we get to that, Jill and Molly unpack the painful experience of dropping things at the gym, rehash Super Bowl LX, and debate which winter Olympic sports we could attempt without immediately suffering a career-ending injury.The cousins then spiral into a round of hypothetical decision-making: would we rather go skydiving, scuba diving, or to outer space? Molly also bravely reports back after recording herself singing on her phone and experiencing an emotional journey, while Jill shares a deeply upsetting story about her cello teacher.As always, please send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Episode 51 - Everybody and Their Cousin Has No Chance at Surviving the Winter Olympics

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Cousins, despite the fact that no one emailed us this week, Jill and Molly are back to talk to you about whatever random nonsense comes into our heads. First, we give the people what you&#39;re clamouring for - a week old review of the Grammys, including the similarities between Justin Bieber and Britney Spears, and why Britney should have married Michael B. Jordan / George Clooney.Then, Jill and Molly give the listeners an update on how our New Years Resolutions are going and why it&#39;s actually okay that they&#39;re mostly not going well. Of course, it wouldn&#39;t be Everybody and Their Cousin without JJL (aka, Jill complaining about the dating scene while simultaneously ghosting every person who tries to talk to her).After a jump scare of a discussion on Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry at the Grammys, Jill and Molly dive into The Traitors and make some predictions for the season which we can already confirm were not correct.Then, Jill wants to talk briefly about Neyo. Did he do anything new recently? No. But it is important to always remember his contributions to the 2000s. From there, Jill and Molly have no choice but to talk about Jay Sean, Taio Cruz, Akon, and Sean Kingston (including why they would rather go to the tropics and drink Pina Coladas than go to the slums where killers get hung).Finally, the episode wouldn&#39;t be complete without discussing why naming the Caillou parents Boris and Doris is pathetic and offering some pre-Super Bowl content (Pats, you were robbed).PLEASE email us at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave us a 5-star rating, tell your cousins about the pod, and keep it cute!

Episode 50 - Everybody and Their Cousin Is Indecisive (They Can't Decide)

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Cousins, this week we’re covering a truly chaotic range of topics—from why Canada is objectively superior (we will not be taking feedback), to our ongoing fixation on The Traitors and all things Robert Rausch. Molly shares an absolutely unhinged story involving Jill’s parents and their alleged celebrity look-alike, and the cousins unpack the current obsession with 2016 and whether we were truly thriving personally and societally 10 years ago. We round it out with a core cousin memory involving a funeral home that did shape us for better or for worse.As always, please send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Episode 49 - Everybody and Their Cousin Has a Funeral Home Core Cousin Memory

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Cousins, we are here! And we are feeling silly. This week, Jill and Molly circle back on the Finch app and ask the question on everyone’s mind - what would the cavemen have thought about it?Despite thinking we have nothing to talk about this week, we find ourselves diving into the world of ASMR pyramid schemes, soft launching EATC merch, and of course, reporting on Justin and Katy at Davos.And then, the main event - Molly has FINALLY finished Heated Rivalry so we can do a full review/debate. And of course, we have to end off with a JLL update, because unfortunately Jill has not yet found her Ilya Rozanov.As always, don’t forget to email us at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave us a 5 star rating, and tell your cousins about the pod!

Episode 48 - Everybody and Their Cousin Can FINALLY Talk About Heated Rivalry

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Cousins, this episode truly has it all. Jill and Molly kick things off with a listener email from our very own podcast promoter, before diving into The Traitors season 4 and unpacking the incredible charisma of Rob from Love Island and the questionable behaviour of Michael Rapaport, AKA Michael Wrap It Up.The cousins then check in on their New Year’s resolutions (results may vary), dive back into the iconic &#34;apparently&#34; meme, and share an incredible subway story courtesy of Jill’s random friend—proof that public transit remains undefeated.Things take a turn at the end with an unhinged technical difficulty that somehow becomes free promo for Finch, the self-care app, thanks to listener Katie. We promise this makes sense eventually.As always, please send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Episode 47 - Everybody and Their Cousin’s Phone Died Mid-Airport Story

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Cousins, today we are coming in HOT. Tune in to hear a gotcha moment re: Mary and her bags in It’s a Wonderful Life, why our promoter has now also taken on a side hustle as a drop shipper, and an odd request from a special guest star (hint: it’s Tim).Jill and Molly also reveal their catch phrases (that’s CRAZY and I love that!), give their takes on some listener ins and outs, and get perhaps a bit too passionate about Jordan Firstman.Plus, thanks to the cousins and our growing listenership, we have received our first true guest star request from financial consultant Al.Oh, and technically this is our New Year’s resolution episode? We get to that in the last 5 minutes, promise.As always, don’t forget to email us at eatcpod@gmail.com with any and all New Year’s resolutions you think we need to take under advisement, proselytize the podcast to your friends and cousins, and of course, keep it cute!

Episode 46 - Everybody and Their Cousin Is On One Today

Everybody and Their Cousin is a podcast by two cousins in their 20s. Join Jill and Molly as they talk about navigating friendships, relationships, finances, fitness, pop culture (especially reality TV) and more!