A smart, frank, unfiltered, provocative, Pulitzer-ish, Nobel-esque, and award-winning-if-the-hosts-knew-how-to-submit-for-awards news show.

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Weekly weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with all of this week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/14/the-internet-thinks-a-chess-grandmaster-cheated-using-anal-beads-17370756/" rel="nofollow">Chess anal beads</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/queen-had-secret-wii-bowling-talent-gifted-24k-gold-nintendo/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter" rel="nofollow">Queen played Wii</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/09/12/kourtney-kardashians-son-hasnt-had-fries-in-a-year/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter" rel="nofollow">Kourtney Kardashian&#39;s son hasn&#39;t had fries in a year</a>

Not Not News Ep. 116 - It's Not Goodbye

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Weekly weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with this week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://nypost.com/2022/08/24/sydney-mans-brutal-break-up-email-reminder-goes-viral/" rel="nofollow">Man&#39;s brutal breakup email reminder goes viral</a><a href="https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/beyond-meat-coo-arrested-for-biting-mans-nose-near-razorback-stadium/?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=t.co" rel="nofollow">Beyond Meat guy bites nose</a><a href="https://www.gq.com/story/leg-lengthening?mbid=social_twitter&utm_brand=gq&utm_medium=social&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=twitter" rel="nofollow">﻿Men getting Taller</a>

Not Not News Ep. 115 - Grey Grows Three Inches (Taller)

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It&#39;s the weekly weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with this week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://nypost.com/2022/08/25/monkey-finds-love-after-being-flushed-down-toilet-fed-cocaine/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter" rel="nofollow">Monkey figures its stuff out</a><a href="https://www.npr.org/2022/08/30/1120126091/baby-wipes-cocaine-discovery-us-mexico-border" rel="nofollow">A shipment of baby wipes turns out to be $11.8 million worth of cocaine</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/09/20/fda-warns-against-potentially-deadly-nyquil-chicken-challenge/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter" rel="nofollow">NyQuil Chicken Challenge</a>

Not Not News Ep. 114 - Toilet Monkey Finds Love

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Weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with this week’s stories:<a href="https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/video?cid=sm%3Atrueanthem%3Actvtoronto%3Atwitterpost&clipId=2328720&taid=619dbfd2317c4000011385d9&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook" rel="nofollow">A Brampton grandmother who bought a toy cactus was shocked when it started swearing and singing about doing cocaine</a> <a href="https://nypost.com/2021/11/08/tween-has-eaten-nothing-but-chicken-nuggets-her-whole-life/" rel="nofollow">Tween has eaten nothing but chicken nuggets her whole life</a> <a href="https://people.com/human-interest/61-people-trapped-inside-british-pub-with-oasis-cover-band-for-3-days-due-to-blizzard/" rel="nofollow">61 People ‘Stranded’ Inside British Pub with Oasis Cover Band for 3 Days Due to Blizzard</a>

Not Not News Classic - Toy of the Year Pulled from Shelves

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Weekly weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with all of this week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/man-receives-rs-27k-after-winning-annual-lying-down-championship-remained-horizontal-for-60-hours-article-93768660" rel="nofollow">Man wins Lying Down Championship</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/08/22/tesla-owner-implants-car-keys-in-his-hand-using-microchip/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter" rel="nofollow">Tesla keys get implanted</a>

Not Not News Ep. 113 - Grey Competes in World Laying Down Championship

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Weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with this week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-62519493" rel="nofollow">Bear cub high on hallucinogenic &#39;mad honey&#39; rescued by park rangers</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/08/15/pregnant-woman-says-she-found-a-knife-in-her-subway-sandwich-order/" rel="nofollow">Pregnant woman says she found a knife in her Subway sandwich order</a><a href="https://www.thestate.com/sports/college/university-of-south-carolina/usc-football/article264813384.html" rel="nofollow">Gamecocks need a new mascot name</a>

Not Not News Ep. 112 - Quotey's

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Weekly weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Abright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with this week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/aug/09/tesla-self-driving-technology-safety-children?CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Twitter&utm_term=Autofeed#Echobox=1660067984" rel="nofollow">Tesla doesn’t detect kids</a><a href="https://news.yahoo.com/11-old-saved-money-lemonade-192954704.html?ncid=twitter_yahoonewst_sjwumo1bpf4" rel="nofollow">Lemonade Stand</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/aug/17/angry-minion-with-no-anus-not-related-to-humans-after-all-scientists-conclude?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other" rel="nofollow">‘Angry minion’ with no anus not related to humans after all, scientists conclude</a>

Not Not News Ep. 111 - No Anus? No Problem

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Weird and wacky weekly news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with this week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/31/business/fancy-feast-cat-food-restaurant-trnd/index.html?utm_content=2022-08-01T03%3A00%3A08&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNN&utm_term=link" rel="nofollow">Cat Restaurant</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/08/04/balenciagas-most-expensive-trash-bag-in-the-world-is-1790/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter" rel="nofollow">Balenciaga selling &#39;most expensive trash bag in the world&#39; for $1,790 </a><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/05/europe/scientist-space-image-chorizo-intl-scli-scn/index.html?utm_content=2022-08-05T18%3A30%3A10&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNN&utm_term=link" rel="nofollow">A French scientist tweeted a photo of a slice of spicy Spanish sausage, claiming it was an image of a distant star taken by the James Webb Space Telescope</a>

Not Not News Ep. 110 - New Star Named Chorizo

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The weekly weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with all of this week&#39;s stories here:<a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/william-shatner-lost-wallet-fruit-stand_n_62e30166e4b09d14dc410526?d_id=4686755&ncid_tag=tweetlnkushpmg00000025&utm_campaign=us_weird_news&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter" rel="nofollow">William Shatner leaves his wallet at fruit stand</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jul/04/call-to-tighten-new-zealand-law-that-allows-public-pooping-if-no-one-watching?CMP=twt_b-gdnnews&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&utm_term=Autofeed#Echobox=1656905667" rel="nofollow">Call to tighten New Zealand law that allows public pooing if no one watching</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/08/04/aaron-rodgers-says-psychedelic-drugs-led-to-best-season-of-my-career/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter" rel="nofollow">Aaron Rodgers says psychedelic drugs led to &#39;best season of my career&#39;</a>

Not Not News Ep. 109 - Defecate Like Nobody's Watching

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The weekly weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow all of this week&#39;s stories here:<a href="https://nypost.com/2022/07/19/i-built-my-own-coffin-to-use-as-a-bookshelf-until-i-die/" rel="nofollow">I built my own coffin to use as a bookshelf until I die</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/japan-to-install-nap-boxes-so-workers-can-sleep-standing-up/" rel="nofollow">Offices in Japan to install &#39;nap boxes&#39; so workers can sleep standing up</a><a href="https://theconversation.com/a-robot-breaks-the-finger-of-a-7-year-old-a-lesson-in-the-need-for-stronger-regulation-of-artificial-intelligence-187612" rel="nofollow">Chess Robot breaks 7-year-old boy’s finger</a>

Not Not News Ep. 108 - A Coffin Bookshelf!

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Weird and wacky weekly news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with this week&#39;s stories here:<a href="https://www.euronews.com/travel/2022/07/05/an-emirates-plane-flew-for-14-hours-with-a-large-hole-in-its-side-an-expert-explains-how" rel="nofollow">An Emirates plane flew for 14 hours with a large hole in its side - this expert explains how</a><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/brad-pitt-trouble-people-face-blindness" rel="nofollow">Like Brad Pitt, do you have trouble recognizing people? It may be prosopagnosia or &#39;face blindness&#39;</a><a href="https://www.foodandwine.com/news/push-peanut-up-pikes-peak-colorado" rel="nofollow">Colorado Man Successfully Pushes a Peanut to the Top of mountain</a>

Not Not News Ep. 107 - Where's My Nose Shovel?

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Weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with this week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/womans-salad-cleaning-life-hack-horrifies-tiktok-users/" rel="nofollow">I wash my salad in the washing machine to make it &#39;all clean&#39;</a><a href="https://www.npr.org/2022/06/06/1103372606/ancient-greece-yearbook-discovered" rel="nofollow">A marble slab in storage turned out to be an ancient Greek yearbook</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/07/11/terrifying-chinese-ice-cream-doesnt-seem-to-melt-in-viral-video/" rel="nofollow">Terrifying Chinese ice cream doesn’t seem to melt — even under a blowtorch</a>

Not Not News Ep. 106 - Trash Wars

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Hilarious news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with all of this week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://nypost.com/2022/06/22/christian-bale-says-he-didnt-know-what-mcu-was-before-thor/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter" rel="nofollow">Christian Bale didn&#39;t know what MCU was before &#39;Thor&#39;: &#39;I haven&#39;t entered s–t&#39;</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/06/21/frenchs-creates-summers-worst-treat-a-ketchup-flavored-popsicle/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter" rel="nofollow">French&#39;s creates summer&#39;s worst treat: a &#39;horrifying&#39; ketchup-flavored popsicle</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/06/28/i-have-to-worlds-strongest-finger-it-can-lift-a-million-pounds/" rel="nofollow">I have the world&#39;s strongest middle finger — it can lift 285 pounds</a>

Not Not News Ep. 105 - Billy's BFF Christian Bail

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Weird and wacky news with comedians Grey Albright and Billy Hurley. Follow along with this week&#39;s stories here:<a href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mysterious-hobbit-human-species-not-26974620" rel="nofollow">Mysterious &#39;hobbit&#39; human species may not be extinct says expert in controversial claim</a><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10808941/Calling-man-bald-sex-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline" rel="nofollow">Bald harassment</a><a href="https://thebigsmoke.com.au/2022/04/20/ai-technology-could-soon-tell-the-boss-what-you-really-feel/" rel="nofollow">AI technology could soon tell the boss what you really feel</a>

Not Not News Ep. 104 - Grey The Hobbit

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Weird and wacky news with comedians Billy Hurley and Grey Albright.Follow along with this week&#39;s news stories here:<a href="https://nypost.com/2021/06/29/drug-dealers-trying-to-woo-eco-conscious-customers-with-woke-coke/" rel="nofollow">Drug dealers are peddling ethically sourced ‘woke coke’ now</a><a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/urine-saturated-home-dubbed-little-slice-of-hell-listed-for-590000_n_60cb9179e4b0f1fe8fe8add5" rel="nofollow">Urine-Saturated Home Dubbed ‘Little Slice Of Hell’ Listed For $590,000</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/06/18/elf-ears-are-the-creepy-new-plastic-surgery-trend-in-china/" rel="nofollow">‘Elf ears’ are the creepy new plastic surgery trend in China</a><a href="https://www.wavy.com/news/strange/florida-woman-discovers-nearly-1-billion-in-her-bank-account/" rel="nofollow">Florida woman discovers nearly $1 billion in her bank account</a>

Not Not News Classic - Special Guest Mark Cuvan

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Weird and wacky news with comedians Billy Hurley and Grey Albright. Follow along with this week&#39;s stories here:<a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/06/us/california-bees-fish-court-ruling-scn-trnd/index.html#:~:text=(CNN)%20A%20fishy%20ruling%20from,the%20California%20Endangered%20Species%20Act." rel="nofollow">Court Rules Bee Is Type of Fish</a><a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dgnja/a-dead-hamster-just-helped-a-man-get-off-death-row" rel="nofollow">A Dead Hamster Just Helped a Man Get Off Death Row</a><a href="https://finance.yahoo.com/news/want-beer-paralysed-man-communicates-154452109.html" rel="nofollow">“I Want Beer”</a>

Not Not News Ep. 103 - Bumblebees Are Fish

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Weird and wacky weekly news with comedians Billy Hurley and Grey Albright. This week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://nypost.com/2022/05/23/couple-shocked-when-dead-cat-comes-back-after-being-buried/" rel="nofollow">Couple shocked when &#39;dead cat&#39; comes back home after being buried</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/05/19/edible-burrito-tape-invented-by-johns-hopkins-students/" rel="nofollow">Edible &#39;burrito tape&#39; for mess-free eats invented by Johns Hopkins students</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/06/07/lawyer-quit-her-75k-a-year-job-to-become-pet-psychic/" rel="nofollow">I quit my $75K lawyer job to be a pet psychic and make even more money</a>

Not Not News Ep. 102 - Cat Jesus

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Weird and wacky weekly news with comedians Billy Hurley and Grey Albright. This week&#39;s stories:<a href="https://www.livescience.com/canada-moon-crimes" rel="nofollow">Astronauts can no longer commit crimes on the moon, Canada decrees</a><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/05/18/patient-charged-40-for-crying-during-doctors-appointment/" rel="nofollow">Shocked patient charged $40 ‘for crying’ during doctor&#39;s appointment</a><a href="https://abc7ny.com/hot-dog-filler-crash-pennsylvania-state-police-i-70-westmoreland-county/11908934/?ex_cid=TA_WABC_TW&taid=6294eb54f662cd0001dcecb2&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+New+Content+%28Feed%29&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter" rel="nofollow">Tractor-trailer crash sends 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler onto Pennsylvania highway</a>

Not Not News Ep. 101 - Don't Ask How the Hot Dog Gets Made

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Comedic news with Grey Albright, Billy Hurley, and Donkey Teeth.

Not Not News Ep. 100 - One Hundredth Episode

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