- cheating journalism and getting punched by a stripper | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 17
finally, scheana's wedding extravaganza has concluded and we're back in LA as the dust is settling from the kristen vs. james ultimate smackdown event of the year... or is it? in today's episode, kristen establishes the doute foundation of cheating journalism, jax embraces his need 2 goss, and apologies are in hot demand...

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COULD THIS BE DRAMAGEDDON 4? In today's episode, we're talking about the H3 Ethan Klein cheating fallout, learning more about what Meg doesn't watch on YouTube, revisiting the sister squad of it all, and talking about A$AP Rocky using AI to steal from an SFX artist in his latest music video.
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy57m - Oct 30, 2026 - thrown drinks and divorce (ft. katie maloney) | pumpcast
can't believe we kept this secret from you... today, we're joined by vanderpump royalty KATIE MALONEY!! throughout our rewatch, we've had so many curiosities about the emotional experience of being on reality tv and having one of your most intimate relationships on display for the world (in your 20s, no less) and who better to ask than the woman herself!!
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in today’s episode, we’re talking about how much we don’t care about the victoria’s secret fashion show, maddie’s lmfao phase, meg does a macklemore slam poem, and we get into some absolutely ROWDY audience submissions... lock in!
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we've reached scheana's wedding reception! the stressful part should be over... but is it? will danielle magically get better at her job? will scheana calm down? will james get too drunk? will muay thai be involved? all of these questions and MORE, answered in today's pumpcast!
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we're in LA! and we're coming at you from our hotel beds to gossip about some loser comedians in the news, living a more inclusive life for your friends, and what being a woman means to us! a true slumber party convo, as always :)
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it's scheana's wedding day! and everything has to be PERFECT!! in today's episode, scheana hires a useless wedding coordinator, sandoval goes big brother on james, shay prepares for his funeral, and tom schwartz says nothing but the wrong things!
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imagining in my minds eye... sitting next to an ex, making a crying video david dobrik style, is actually sending a shiver down my spine... in today's episode, we're talking about the plight of zillennials, primetime and dumb movie-goers, and taking an audience submission about dating a man who just revealed he loves chatgpt... all of this and more! at today's sleepover!
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schwartz is NOT a well oiled cheating machine and kristen did NOT do anything wrong AND it IS opposite day!!! in today's episode, schwartz gets blackmailed by jax, kristen goes head to head with lisa, james is the peanut butter baby, and the boys are BEEFING... boof!
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tw: discussion of sexual violence
take care of yourselves, we love you and we believe you.
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this episode goes in the vanderpump rules hall of fame, methinks! in today's episode, miami girl shows up to SUR, we see the kristen vs. diana smackdown, and tom sandoval is peeing his pants out of FEAR!
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edchup, bidness noneya, and being desired! oh my! in today's episode, we're giggling about the demise of ed sheeran's tour, channing tatum's burner account, and taking an audience submission about solitude and yearning to be desired!
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy55m - Sep 25, 2026 - swagless, rizzless, sauceless... the many burdens of peter madrigal | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 12
pov: your swagless manager tricks you into going on a date where he mogs you brandy style for 25 minutes until you leave him to go back to work... this show is the gift that keeps on giving and we're GREEDY FOR MORE BABY!!! i can feel miami girl's presence... she's near... everyone prepare for landing...
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 32m - Sep 22, 2026 - we think it's weird how normal being miserable in a relationship is – ep. 173
truly an episode for the modern lover girl... today, we're talking about macklemore and ed sheeran, influencers crying about old people eating alone, nyfw party drama, before getting into some audience submissions about overdressing and DIVORCE, mama! so strap in!!
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 0m - Sep 18, 2026 - tom sandoval is open mouth crying at the club... dreams do come true! | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 11
the bachelorette of the century comes to a close... but not before tom and kristen have what is probably their best conversation of all time! jax comes face to face with someone from his past, kristen almost murders ariana, and shay is being held on camera against his will!! it's the best reality tv show in the world, baby!! let's giggle!!
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 18m - Sep 15, 2026 - bachelorettes, betrayals, and boof | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 10
scheana's getting married! so we're going back to the SCENE OF THE CRIME and celebrating true love (and no cheating) in miami!! vail is in the priliminary stages of getting jaxed, sandoval is being a diva princess, and there is a man showing full cheeks in a restaurant? all of this and more... in today's pumpcast...
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy1h 17m - Sep 8, 2026 - that's not my fat experience! i'm fat AND well loved, b!tch! – ep. 172
in today's episode, we're talking about the way sometimes former fats rely on fear to talk about their experience with fatness and how it's actually, not the one universal truth! from two fatties who are well loved and in good community, b!tch! we're also talking about the issues with new age friend comedy shows, feeling fomo for other peoples inside jokes, and self-image while having sex!
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the boys are in SAN DIEGO and jax is giving us an all timer episode in terms of quotes... PLUS what will become of scheana and stassi's friendship? will she secure the miami invite for the bach trip? ALL OF THIS AND MORE, REVEALED IN TODAY'S EPISODE...
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when will they stop talking!!!!!!!! in today's episode, we're talking about sophie cunningham's recent comments about trans women in sports before getting into some audience submissions about our thoughts on phrases like "if he wanted to he would" and grappling with conflicting feelings while navigating body image and gender.
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get mogged, bitch! in today's episode, we watch vail drink stupid juice, meet a therapist that loves to looksmaxx, watch scheana and james cook up her next smash hit, and tom sandoval goes emo!
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