The Matt Gaetz ethics report, in full! I&#39;ll read it so you don&#39;t have to.

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Not IN the ethics report, but there is a tie-in, I swear! We dig into his adoption and his DUI.

Not IN the ethics report, but there is a tie-in, I swear! We dig into his adoption and his DUI.

Bonus! Baby Gaetz Adopts a Son (and has a DUI)

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Well, this is it. The final denouement of the Gaetz Ethics Report. It&#39;s finished, hopefully just like he is.

Well, this is it. The final denouement of the Gaetz Ethics Report. It&#39;s finished, hopefully just like he is.

Chapter Six & Seven: The Conclusion, Statement & Dissent

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In which the Ethics Committee outlines all the rules that bad boy broke.

In which the Ethics Committee outlines all the rules that bad boy broke.

Chapter Five: The Findings

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Despite the misleadingly dry title, this is the chapter that has all the dirt. Molly, weed, paying for sex, a scrubby little man who does all of this with him - this is where his actions are laid out for the world&#39;s perusal.

Despite the misleadingly dry title, this is the chapter that has all the dirt. Molly, weed, paying for sex, a scrubby little man who does all of this with him - this is where his actions are laid out for the world&#39;s perusal.

Chapter Four: Factual Background

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Sections 2 &amp; 3 of the Gaetz Ethics Report

Sections 2 &amp; 3 of the Gaetz Ethics Report: Procedural History &amp; Relevant Laws, Rules, and Other Applicable Standards of Conduct

Chapter Two & Three: Procedural History & Relevant Laws, Rules, and Other Applicable Standards of Conduct

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In which we learn of the allegations against Matt Gaetz that led the Ethics Commmittee to investigate, and the highlights of what they found

In which we learn of the allegations against Matt Gaetz that led the Ethics Commmittee to investigate, and the highlights of what they found

Chapter One: The Introduction

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What&#39;s coming (oh my god these innuendos... I&#39;m so sorry) - and I bet it&#39;s going to get here quick, just like little matty (say it with me!)

What&#39;s coming (oh my god these innuendos... I&#39;m so sorry) - and I bet it&#39;s going to get here quick, just like little matty (say it with me!)

Teaser *(oooh just like little matty)

What exactly DID Matt Gaetz get up to?

The Matt Gaetz ethics report, read to you in full! Probably with some commentary along the way, too.