Gravity Day, Kent Hovind, Powerball, and the Subaru Lesbian Problem

Project Anchor says gravity is going to shut off for 7.3 seconds and hundreds of millions of people are going to die.

So naturally, Felicia and Dan escalate the matter to a higher authority and call Kent Hovind.

He answers.

From there, the bunker wanders through the alleged $89 billion NASA survival plan, why bungee cords could apparently save civilization, whether the Powerball annuity is actually a pretty sane option, why modern morning radio feels embalmed, the strange middle ground of AI-generated artwork, Rosie O’Donnell, Ron & Fez, corporate America as ranch dressing, and the deeply troubling realization that Felicia may have become exactly the sort of Subaru-driving lesbian her mother warned her about.

Two hours of live personality radio, skepticism, internet debris, accidental theology, and whatever else crawled into the bunker.

Zero Decorum with Felicia Mirabel

Entertainment first. Skepticism underneath.