<p>Egg Burger, Saxy Maxy, and Tofu Lang take a look into Movies, pop culture, and anything else that&#39;s &#39;entertaining&#39; us</p><p>From the Red Carpet to the Razzies, we&#39;ll watch it all</p>

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<h1>The PITT Vs. Hacks</h1><p>The gent&#39;s get together to chat this years Emmy Nominees but mostly just pick whether or not we&#39;re looking at a PITT-agory or a Hack-agory</p><p>Last year we, against all odds, weren&#39;t all that far off on our predictions so this year we brought in <em>the odds</em> from he who shall not be named until they sponsor next year&#39;s podcast (jk it&#39;s Kalshi; you knew it)</p><h1>Meh Spoilers</h1><p>Sure we sort of spoil some stuff but you probably already watched it so whatever!</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Hate our picks? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

2026 Emmy Nominations

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<h1>A Trip to the Cinema</h1><p>Yes, us bro&#39;s all made it out to pump Saxy&#39;s Disney stock and see the most recent Marvel-Summer-Action-Flick in Spider-Man: Brand New Day</p><p>Was it good, was it great, was it only oh-tay? You should already have your formed opinion but take a listen to what these gibroni&#39;s have to say...</p><h1>Spoiling WILL TOTALLY Occur</h1><p>Yeah we pretty much spoil the important stuff in this one. Big time. I mean, you&#39;ve probably seen it but if you haven&#39;t yet just do it and come back; we ain&#39;t going nowhere</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Ranked?

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<h1>Family, Pt 2</h1><p>Time to finish it off...last week we dug through the dregs of the Fast and Furious series; you know, the ones that were on the wrong side of Tokyo Drift...</p><p>Now we&#39;re making our way through our top 6, yes the good ones! What&#39;s going to be number one? Will Tofu find a non-Charlize Theron character to hate on? Listen now and find out!</p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>Yeah we pretty much spoil these movies. These are the &#39;lowest&#39; ranked ones though so unless you&#39;re going to sink two-plus hours of your life into</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

Fast and Furious Ranked! Part 2

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<h1>WE BACK!</h1><p>The Summer is the Summer folks and for the last half year we&#39;ve been &#39;hard at work&#39;, chipping away at the Fast and Furious franchise and after much deliberation the ranking is ready...</p><p>As always: when you put together rankings some things have to be &#39;last&#39; and, well, these films are those. Join us as we dig deep into the bottom half of our Fast and Furious movie rankings!</p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>Yeah we pretty much spoil these movies. These are the &#39;lowest&#39; ranked ones though so unless you&#39;re going to sink two-plus hours of your life into </p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

Fast and Furious Ranked! Part I

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<h1>Been a While...</h1><p>The crew&#39;s been out of town here and there (you know; it&#39;s the Summer) and Eggburger is visiting Disney for the rest of us; say hi to Chewie for me</p><p>While we&#39;re enjoying the splendors of Summer: take a listen to our report-back on our recommendations from the first Triple Threat. Find out if Tofu <em>finally</em> did watch Shawshank...</p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>Yeah we pretty much spoil these movies so if you&#39;re trying not to hear spoilers what the hell, one of them is a documentary. Are facts spoilable? I guess ask the President lol</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

The Triple Threat No. 1: The Results

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<h1>What&#39;s New?</h1><p>The bois check in on what we&#39;ve been watching lately including Mando &amp; Grogu, Masters, MKII, Backrooms, Obsession, and more! Also Egg Burger puts everyone else on the podcast to shame with how many films he&#39;s seen this year before we get into our Ranked! The Movies Podcast Triple Threat</p><p>Merriam-Webster defines a Triple Threat as &#39;a person adept in three different fields of activity so the three&#39;s of us decided to pick some films to force everyone else (and you) to watch! From a brand, spankin&#39; new doc to some oldies, but goodies, we&#39;ve got your next watch on lock!</p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>We go whole hog on Mando &amp; Grogu so if you&#39;re trying not to hear spoilers, rut roh...</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

What We're Watching Early Summer Update + The Triple Threat No. 1

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<h1>Does the Innernet Know Better?</h1><p>In yet another &#39;Worlds First&#39; here at Ranked! The Movies Podcast, we&#39;re again leveraging the power of random numbers to watch and rate two films that almost certainly never have been discussed in tandem: 1946&#39;s The Best Years of Our Lives and 2025&#39;s Final Destination: Bloodlines</p><p>Sure: they&#39;re completely disparate movies from utterly different eras of film but boy are they both pretty solid watches. Join us as we dig deep into these <em>classics?</em></p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>We absolutely will be spoiling these films. God knows you&#39;ve seen Requiem but go catch <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sherlock_Jr._(1924).webm" rel="nofollow">Sherlock Jr</a></p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

Getting Cultured According to Letterboxd II

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<h1>So Much To See!</h1><p>We’re always watching all kinds of new, old, and esoteric media so on today’s episode we take a look back through the wide world of what we&#39;ve been watching recently</p><p>From game shows to movies we talk through everything that’s on our screens that isn’t the NHL Playoffs; go Wild!</p><h1><em>SOME </em>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>We don’t spoil anything that wasn’t released in the last decade…but Tofu definitely spoils part of 1986’s Chopping Mall</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

What We’re Watching: Spring 2026

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<h1>An Exercise to Better Ourselves</h1><p>In a &#39;Worlds First&#39; here at Ranked! The Movies Podcast, we&#39;re are pairing two films that almost certainly never have been discussed in tandem: 1924&#39;s Sherlock Jr and 2000&#39;s Requiem for a Dream</p><p>Using the power of &#39;Random Numbers&#39; we&#39;re digging into the most beloved films on Letterboxd and making our way through them, hopefully culturing ourselves and y&#39;all. Or maybe it&#39;s just an intricate means to kill time while we work on the next major film ranking; who knows!</p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>We absolutely will be spoiling these films. God knows you&#39;ve seen Requiem but go catch <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sherlock_Jr._(1924).webm" rel="nofollow">Sherlock Jr</a></p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

Getting Cultured According to Letterboxd

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<h1>Damn, They Did it Again</h1><p>Well we&#39;ve already ranked the series so we couldn&#39;t help ourselves from updating our overall series rankings and giving Scream 7 our overall thoughts</p><p>I mean, it was a Scream film of all Scream films...right? Sure...but where do we rank it? Surprise: it was not unanimous!</p><h1>Oh yeah we spoil stuff...</h1><p>Yeah, we&#39;re going to drop spoilers somewhat throughout so tread lightly if you actually care!</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

UPDATED: Scream Ranked!

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<h1>Another Screener!</h1><p>We got another screener, and this one was really quite thought provoking (so def not that first one we got oh my God...)</p><p>Regardless we all took something away from this one in addition to a newfound respect for the vision and execution Jethro Waters displays in Gunfighter Paradise</p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>We absolutely will be spoiling this worthwhile watch so go give it a watch!</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

Gunfighter Paradise

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<h2>Viva Verdi</h2><p>We get all kinds of fun inquiries to watch new films, <em>which has been a mixed bag</em>, but this time we got a <strong>great</strong> one. So great, in fact: it was nominated for an Oscar! Holy shnikees! So we open by reviewing Yvonne Russo&#39;s Viva Verdi; a documentary film exploring Casa Verdi, it&#39;s history, and most importantly: it&#39;s residents</p><h2>V for Vendetta</h2><p>And it wouldn&#39;t be right if we did an &#39;oops all V&#39;s&#39; episode without including V for Vendetta; a, <em>maybe too close to home right now</em>, movie that was recommended to us through memes and the internet. More to come there...</p><h2>Vidja Games</h2><p>Finally: Tofu Lang waxes poetic about some new video games he&#39;s recently acquired; and they weren&#39;t all great...plus exclusive lore drop on what his name really means!</p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>We absolutely will be spoiling some of the movies so listen at your own risk! ooooh scary!</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

Oops All V's!

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<h1>Finishing What We Started...</h1><p>Picking up where we left off last Friday the 13th: let&#39;s finish off our ranking of all 12 films in the franchise</p><p>In today&#39;s episode we dig into the films that shook out as our top 6 Friday the 13th&#39;s. Definitely some surprises and of course, all the classics!</p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>We absolutely will be spoiling all of these movies!</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

Friday the 13th Ranked! Part II

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<h1>These Movies Are Good</h1><p>Yeah I know we already pumped up 2026 as an outstanding year for film but 2025 wasn&#39;t too shabby itself...</p><p>Join us as we discuss what we want to win, what we think will win, and what the oddsmakers think should win in pretty much all the super major award categories; as well as a few of our other favorites!</p><h1>Mild Spoilage Incoming</h1><p>I mean, if you haven&#39;t seen these maybe assess your life choices and but be advised we will allude to the ending in Weapons...</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

2026 Oscar Predictions

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<h1>Welcome to Saxy&#39;s World</h1><p>Often the world is a sad place and artistic expression is one of the few things that really has the power to uplift ones spirt. However: sometimes art can make things worse and that&#39;s where the Razzies comes in</p><p>We crunched the numbers, we watched the slop, and we&#39;ve got our frontrunners for all Razzie categories this year and even a category that isn&#39;t currently listed!</p><h1>If it&#39;s already bad can it be spoiled?</h1><p>Yeah, we sort of lay out the cards of the Razzie nominee films here so if you <em>actually care about these films</em> (god bless your soul) listen with caution</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

2026 Razzie Predictions

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<h1>We had to...</h1><p>There was no way in a year with consecutive Friday the 13th&#39;s we&#39;d forget to cover the mammoth series that is Friday the 13th!</p><p>In today&#39;s episode we wade through the dregs of the franchise and drop our &#39;bottom 6&#39; films in the series. Basically: wanna know the worst film in the Friday the 13th franchise? Find out here!</p><h1>Spoiling WILL Occur</h1><p>We absolutely will be spoiling all of the best, but mostly the worst, parts of these movies. Come on; the most recent entry in the franchise was over a decade ago so if you haven&#39;t seen it maybe this will be the nudge you need?</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p><p><br></p>

Friday the 13th Ranked! Part I

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<h1>What&#39;s Keeping Us Sane?</h1><p>We probably should&#39;ve already seen Hamnet but these bro&#39;s just haven&#39;t bit the bullet yet so this week each &#39;bro&#39; brings in a a topic of discussion, appreciation, or trivia to the table and we chop it up!</p><p>From mid 2000&#39;s acoustic duos to what&#39;s on the sliver screen today/tomorrow we&#39;ve got a variety show for y&#39;all!</p><h1>Spoiling May Occur?</h1><p>We don&#39;t spoil any super new thangs (I mean, it&#39;s January...), but if you don&#39;t want Egg Burger to influence your opinion of Mercy, I guess watch that first?</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p><p><br></p>

January 2026 Movie and TV Potpourri

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<h1>Invites Have Been Sent</h1><p>and we know who&#39;s up for awards (and demerits in the Razzies case) for all Oscar and Razzie categories!</p><p>We start with the Razzies and Saxy&#39;s predictive model and then move on to a quick run down of major Oscar categories and some snap judgements about winners and snubs</p><h1>Limited Spoilage...</h1><p>Sure there are some light spoilers here but we&#39;re more speaking about folks&#39; performances. Although the Razzies...we don&#39;t hold back really</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

2026 Oscar & Razzie Nominations

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<h1>The Approach of Awards Season</h1><p>With the Oscar Nominations coming out later this week this group of highly intelligent gentlemen wanted to get ahead of the voters and get out each of our top 5 films from 2025</p><p>We start with some shout outs and then ascend through our Top Five movies from last year. Agree or disagree? Let us know at: <a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p><h1>Oh yeah we spoil stuff...</h1><p>Yeah, we&#39;re going to drop spoilers somewhat throughout so tread lightly or just watch some good movies and listen without fear!</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

2025 Top 5 Films Ranked!

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<h1>What&#39;s Good + Punishment</h1><p>The gents chop up what new movies and/or TV we&#39;ve been consuming lately; a great way to sense the pulse of the room if you will</p><p>And we round out the episode by digging deep into a movie that Saxy will maybe be digging even more this Razzie season, Amazon&#39;s: War of the Worlds (2025)</p><h1>Spoilers; definitely...</h1><p>We do our best not to give away anything from Marty Supreme or other <em>good</em> material but we don&#39;t hold back on War of the Worlds...</p><p><strong>Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: </strong><a href="mailto:rankedmoviespod@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">rankedmoviespod@gmail.com</a></p>

What We're Watcing + War of the Worlds (2025)

The Movie Podcast

Egg Burger, Saxy Maxy, and Tofu Lang take a look into Movies, pop culture, and anything else that's 'entertaining' us

From the Red Carpet to the Razzies, we'll watch it all

What We’re Watching: Spring 2026

So Much To See!

SOME Spoiling WILL Occur