The loneliest man in Philadelphia stumbles upon two million dollars in cash outside a strip mall and takes it. Then everything gets all messed up. Performed by Matt Schultz, Brendan O&#39;Hare, Cory Snearowski, Chris Gilman, Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sofia Manfredi, Brian Murphy, Josh Schultz, and Hannah Dere Lonely Street (Face Lotion &amp; FedEx Drivers) performed by Jeff Marks Written and Directed by Matt SchultzProduced and Mixed by Will KempnerMastered by Alex Gilson Artwork by Jake Schultz and Josh SchultzSpecial thanks to Kirsten Schnappauf and Jessye McGarry

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Prologue: I Don’t See What’s So Funny About That

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It’s probably like a big fridge, man.

Chapter 1: Jason’s World

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Chapter 2: A Brief Meditation on Wind Turbine Technicians and the Functionality of a Shaved Head

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Whereas for me, I get to go home, and I of course have a beautiful family. And I’m in great health.

Chapter 3: In a Foster Home, Rear-Naked Chokes Spread Like Wildfire

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So those are some like fat swoops.

Chapter 4: Your Forearm is Bleeding. Or, Comradery and Belonging

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It’s not the regular pool triangle rack. It’s that skinnier one.

Chapter 5: Bass Lessons	

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You can walk very quietly barefoot. Very gentle.

Chapter 6: Disappearances. Cowboys. And a Forest Green Mini Cooper

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Maybe he’s playing some kind of game. With his friends. Maybe manhunt.

Chapter 7: Stay Away From Lonely Street

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Hey, man. What would you do with a big bag of money?

Intermission (I’ll See You Back Here in a Minute)

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And that’s when everything went dark.

Chapter 8: SAINT CRAMP

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Chapter 9: 3-D Glasses

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Original song from The Heartsick Boys.

BONUS: Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers)

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Search “The Brother From Raymond” to hear the new podcast from the creator of “The Heartsick Boys”  DAVE IS A 38-YEAR-OLD CARTS GUY IN BENSALEM PA LIVING THROUGH THE WORST 14 MONTHS OF HIS LIFE. THEN HE SEES A LITTLE KID IN A SHOPRITE PARKING LOT SCRATCH HIS DAD DOWN HIS WHOLE FACE. THEN HE FEELS BETTER. Seven short chapters, eight-ish minutes each, 61 minutes total. The definitive story of hope and empathy for our troubled modern times…

NEW POD ALERT - The Brother From Raymond (Prologue)

The loneliest man in Philadelphia stumbles upon two million dollars in cash outside a strip mall and takes it. Then everything gets all messed up.

Performed by Matt Schultz, Brendan O'Hare, Cory Snearowski, Chris Gilman, Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sofia Manfredi, Brian Murphy, Josh Schultz, and Hannah Dere

Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) performed by Jeff Marks

Written and Directed by Matt Schultz

Produced and Mixed by Will Kempner

Mastered by Alex Gilson

Artwork by Jake Schultz and Josh Schultz

Special thanks to Kirsten Schnappauf and Jessye McGarry