In a crassly predictable middle-aged move, hugely fed-up and frustrated husband & wife creative (so called) duo Dom & Camilla plan to jack in the UK, up sticks, get their mojo back, give the finger to the legion of lumbering apes who destroy everything they do and relocate to Italy and...they dunno...paint lemons or something.
What can possibly go wrong? Apart from the 724 things they've already thought of before they've even started.
It will be a long journey, and they might not be ready.
But you might be. So let us begin.
