Simply put, astrology sucks. It shouldn&#39;t make sense, and yet the alignment of orbital bodies somehow poignantly describes these unusual times. What the hell?! Listen in as two veteran astrologers, Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot vent and complain about how stupid astrology is with incredulous expertise. New episodes every quarter moon.

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Spring Equinox, Eclipse Season, &amp; Mercury Retrograde. Press the reset button, allow intuition to guide you, use instincts &amp; take action. Many twists &amp; turns where reality &amp; dreams combine. Approach things in new ways as this fast-moving forward motion brings us into a fresh future portal. Practical breakthroughs are imminent. Though take it with some salt… Hosted by Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot… Produced by Isaac Bluefoot… Theme Song by Royal Jelly

Salt In Moderation (Spring Equinox 2024)

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We can clean up the past with the help of heightened sensitivities, imagination, &amp; insight from our dream lives. This phase brings foreshadowing of things to come. Despite the very volatile aspect of a Mars square to Uranus, taking solid action can help clear up confusion &amp; fluidly stream our dreams into reality.Pisces Full Moon: March 10th﻿… Hosted by Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot… Produced by Isaac Bluefoot… Theme Song by Royal Jelly

Making the Dream Real (Piscies New Moon 2024)

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As the Full Moon in Virgo approaches, we are experiencing LOTS of “not cute” dynamic vibes. Saturnian themes are also strong, as we upgrade our health &amp; wellness, create more solid order, &amp; embrace being the “Realistic Visionary.”Full Moon, Febuary 24th.… Hosted by Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot… Produced by Isaac Bluefoot… Theme Song by Royal Jelly

Progressive Ratcheting (Virgo Full Moon 2024)

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With the New Moon squaring Uranus, it&#39;s time to look to the future with a new vision. Transition from the past as you plan for an unexpectedly lucky destiny, if you believein that kind of nonsense.New Moon, Feb. 9thNext episode, Waxing Quarter Moon, Feb 16th.… Hosted by Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot… Produced by Isaac Bluefoot… Theme Song by Royal Jelly

Solid Foundations for Something New (Aquarius New Moon 2024)

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With Pluto&#39;s entrance into Aquarius, a dynamic Full Moon in Leo, Uranus going direct &amp; making harmonious trines to planets in Capricorn, the latter part of January brings with it breakthroughs.Full Moon, Jan. 25thNext episode, Waning Quarter Moon, Feb 2nd.… Hosted by Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot… Produced by Isaac Bluefoot… Theme Song by Royal Jelly

A Real Choice Point (Leo Full Moon 2024)

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Lots of transitions join team Capricorn just as Pluto is on its way out. Practicle New Years Resolutions are made real this time around. Plus some extra energy from a Mars trine Jupiter!Full Moon, Jan. 11thNext episode: Waxing Full Moon, Jan. 17th

Taking Action To Make Your Dreams Come True (Capricorn New Moon 2024)

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Trish explains why this Solstice Full Moon is the perfect time to dream. Meanwhile, we talk about Mercury in retrograde along with some perspectives on dealing with Squares and Oppositions.Full Moon, Dec. 26thNext Episode: Waning Quarter Moon, Jan, 3rd… Hosted by Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot… Produced by Isaac Bluefoot… Theme Song by Royal Jelly

You Might As Well Embrace It While It's There (Cancer Full Moon 2023)

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There are few troubles that won&#39;t benefit from a little open communication. The rest will benefit from a dash of salt. This week we discuss the New Moon in Sagittarius as it squares with Uranus. Meanwhile, Venus gets a boost from Saturn and some challenges from Jupiter. Thankfully Mercury is here to help us through it.Full Moon, Dec. 12thNext Episode: Waxing Quarter Moon, Dec 19th… Hosted by Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot… Produced by Isaac Bluefoot… Theme Song by Royal Jelly

Be Ready To Communicate (Sagittarius New Moon 2023)

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Get ready to be flexible. The Sun and Mars are in Sagittarius opposing the Moon while they all go square to Saturn. Meanwhile, Mercury squares Neptune. Just wait until you&#39;ve tasted the lies you tell yourself with salt!Full Moon Nov. 26-27Waning Quarter Moon: Dec 5 (next episode)… Hosted by Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot… Produced by Isaac Bluefoot… Theme Song by Royal Jelly

Practice Your Flexibility (Gemini Full Moon 2023)

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You might not like it, but astrology is real and we&#39;re going to deal with it whether you believe in it or not. Join us for a walk in the woods as Trish explains to Isaac what aspects are coming in the next couple of weeks. We begin with a bit of shop talk and an introduction to astrology.The Sun, Moon, and Mars all conjunct in Scorpio while Uranus opposes them in Taurus. What does it mean? Hell if anyone knows, but there is a lot to learn about ourselves while contemplating how stupid astrology is.New Moon, Nov 12-13Next episode: Waxing Quarter Moon, Nov 20… Hosted by Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot… Produced by Isaac Bluefoot… Theme Song by Royal Jelly

Who Knows? It's the Unexpected! (Scorpio New Moon 2023)

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Astrology sucks! Join us every quarter moon to talk smack about astrology and its relevance to our lives.The first episode will be released on the waning quarter moon, Nov. 5

Salty Astrology - Trailer

Simply put, astrology sucks. It shouldn't make sense, and yet the alignment of orbital bodies somehow poignantly describes these unusual times. What the hell?! Listen in as two veteran astrologers, Tricia Riel and Isaac Bluefoot vent and complain about how stupid astrology is with incredulous expertise. New episodes every quarter moon.