Join two schlubby Scotsmen as they talk through a series of tangents and non-sequiturs while occasionally attempting to actually make a point about the various films they&#39;ve watched. No film is safe from their ineptitude!

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The boys return to Asgard for Thor: The Dark World. Is it worthy or should it be buried next to the Aether and forgotten? Let&#39;s find out!

Archive Panic Ep.104:  Thor The Dark World (2013)

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The boys head to Japan to weeb out with their favourite jacked Canadian madman. Will they encounter ninjas? Samurai? Mechs? Soaplands? Maybe. Join us on a cultural exchange as we cover The Wolverine!

Archive Panic Ep.103: The Wolverine (2013)

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A mysterious building with Arcane Symbols engraved on the walls, people disappearing never to be heard from again and nightmare neighbours on every floor.No it&#39;s not a Glasgow high-rise. It&#39;s the Toolbox Murders!Is it a hidden gem? Or another step in the decline of Tobe Hooper&#39;s career? Tune in to find out!

Archive Panic Episode 102: The Toolbox Murders (2004)

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Nothing beats a trip to scenic Lake Sobek with it&#39;s murky water, historic ruined buildings and its friendly locals. The Boys take a dive down to the lake to find out if the local legends of a giant reptile in the lake are true. Its Crocodile time!

Archive Panic Ep.101: Crocodile (2000)

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The boys return to the MCU with Iron Man 3. Is it as bad as the so-called Mandarin Fans would have you believe? Or is it another tick in the plus column for director Shane Black? Tune in and find out!

Archive Panic Ep.100: Iron Man 3 (2013)

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The boys swing back in to action with the decidedly more Sci-Fi take on the webbed wonder. Is it worthy of reappraisal or does it remain in the Shadow of Sam Raimi&#39;s fantastic Trilogy?Tune in to find out!

Archive Panic Ep.99: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

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What&#39;s scarier than working a soul destroying, back breaking factory job for life? Working a soul destroying, back breaking factory job with demonically possessed machinery! It&#39;s The Mangler!!!

Archive Panic Ep.98: The Mangler (1995)

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Welcome to Egypt! Are we gonna uncover an ancient tomb? No, silly, we&#39;re gonna join a secret BDSM sex cult and ride around on horse with our dongs out!It&#39;s Night Terrors!

Archive Panic Ep.97: Night Terrors (1993)

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Remember the hype? Remember the anticipation? Remember Tumblr losing it&#39;s god-damn mind over Tom Hiddleston as Loki?This week the Boys discuss one of the biggest crossover events in movie history: The Avengers!

Archive Panic Ep.96: The Avengers (2012)

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Can Idris Elba be in good movies please? No? The boys tackle one of the worst Marvel movies of all time, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance!

Archive Panic Ep.95: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)

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Top 3 childhood fears: The Bermuda Triangle, Loch Ness Monster and Spontaneous Combustion. How will horror icon Brad Douriff deal with this phenomenon? Listen and find out!

Archive Panic Ep.94: Spontaneous Combustion (1990)

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What&#39;s the best way to make chilli? Some say it&#39;s down to the spices, some say it&#39;s down to the amount of time cooking. But most importantly it&#39;s the meat, be it beef, pork, or even people.The Boys return to Texas to eat some good chilli and listen to good tunes. It&#39;s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2!!

Archive Panic Ep.93: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)

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The only move that proves all you need to get jacked muscles is patriotic zeal, the will to kill Nazis and just a small amount of drugs in an isolation tank. It&#39;s Captain America: The First Avenger

Archive Panic Ep.92: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

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It&#39;s the 60s! A decade of peace, love and a tense missile crisis! Oh yeah, there&#39;s some mutants around too. Witness the birth of the X-Men as the boys talk about X-Men: First Class!

Archive Panic Ep.91: X-Men First Class (2011)

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How does Tobe Hooper follow up a movie about violent, sexy, space aliens? By making a kid friendly movie about violent space aliens of course! It&#39;s Invaders from Mars!

Archive Panic Ep.90: Invaders from Mars (1986)

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Space. The final frontier. Full of mysteries like, how did our existence begin? What&#39;s at the end of a black hole? What&#39;s the deal with the ancient race of naked, alien vampires? The Boys take particular interest in the third question as they talk about Lifeforce!

Archive Panic Ep.89: Lifeforce (1985)

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This movie has it all! Ancient aliens meet Norse Gods! An interspecies love story and an exploration of why all monarchies should be abolished!It&#39;s Thor!

Archive Panic Ep.88: Thor (2011)

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Billionaire oligarch Tony Stark&#39;s adventures continue! This time with more tech, more explosions, more questionable science and the appearance of a real-life supervillain. It&#39;s Iron Man 2!!!

Archive Panic Ep.87: Iron Man 2 (2010)

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Suburbia, you either love it or hate it. If you&#39;re like us you&#39;d hope for anything to break up the monotonous existence. A fight, a car crash, maybe even a supernatural experience. As luck would have it, that&#39;s what we have! It&#39;s Poltergeist!!!

Archive Panic Ep.86: Poltergeist (1982)

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STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP! Come on down to the Carnival! Go on rides that barely held together by a methed out carnie! Pay a visit to the Freak Show or the Strip Tent! Eat some slop guaranteed to give you food poisoning and then end the night at our most terrifying attraction: The Funhouse!!

Archive Panic Ep.85: The Funhouse (1981)

Join two schlubby Scotsmen as they talk through a series of tangents and non-sequiturs while occasionally attempting to actually make a point about the various films they've watched. No film is safe from their ineptitude!