We’re Cooked is a podcast about the weirdest, wildest, and most terrible news of the moment. Because if the world’s on fire, we might as well laugh while it burns!

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In this episode we talk about the Steam Machine, plot details for DC’s Dynamic Duo, Japan ice cream cartels, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> Merch: <a href="https://werecookedpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://werecookedpod.com</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a>

21 - Google and A24 Ai Partnership

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In this episode we talk about the Spider-Man and Supergirl’s revealed runtime, Uber’s lost and found list, Backrooms becoming A24’s highest grossing movie, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> Merch: <a href="https://werecookedpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://werecookedpod.com</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Editor Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

20 - Lucha Libre Libraries

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In this episode, we talk about the passing of Marcia Lucas, Star Wars Starfighter leaks, Zack Snyder directing a “reimagining” of ‘Escape From New York’, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> Merch: <a href="https://werecookedpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://werecookedpod.com</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Editor Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

19 - Aliens.gov

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In this episode we talk about Supergirl’s budget, Creature Commandos season two, Trump talking about a drug that brings the dead back to life, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> Merch: <a href="https://werecookedpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://werecookedpod.com</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Editor Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

18 -Sebastian Stan Confirms Two-Face In The Batman II

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In this episode we talk about a Conan The Barbarian Sequel, Young Frankenstein prequel, IndyCar pulling a racist shirt design, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> Merch: <a href="https://werecookedpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://werecookedpod.com</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Editor Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

17 - Florida Man Sets Own Apartment On Fire

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In this episode we talk about Matthew Lillard joining Superman Man Of Tomorrow, Aaron Paul joining season 3 of Fallout, new cast added to Ryan Coogler’s X-Files, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> Merch: <a href="https://werecookedpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://werecookedpod.com</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Editor Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

Man On Fire Pulls Car With Genitals

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In this episode we talk about the death of media mogul Ted Turner, a bearded wife setting her husband on fire, Bank Of America’s take on the price of video games, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Producer Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

Anthony Mackie's $150 Million Saudi-Funded Flop

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In this episode we talk about Middle East Warner Bros Paramount merger investment, the cancellation of The Authority movie at DC, the passing of comic legend Gerry Conway, the timeline of missing scientists, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Producer Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

14 - Wisconsin Man Steals Back Identity

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In this episode we talk about more Batman II casting, toilets in Chinese cars, Netflix blocking Warner Bros/Paramount merger, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Producer Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

13 - The Onion Buys Info Wars

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In this episode we talk about Man Of Tomorrow casting news, tiktok psychic sued, human remains found in Michigan, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Producer Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

12 - Fail Proof AI Jesus Apps

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In this episode we talk about the Sperm Racing World Cup, The Defenders returning to Daredevil: Born Again, Jonathon Majors injury on Daily Wire movie set, Viagra in chocolate, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Producer Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

11 - The Sperm Racing World Cup

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In this episode, we talk about Disney potentially buying Epic Games/Fortnite, Harmful AI YouTube children videos, ‘Project Hail Mary’ becoming Amazon’s highest grossing film, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Producer Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

10- The 12 Ton KitKat Candy Caper

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In this episode we talk about fentanyl found in Barbie packaging, Netflix Scooby Doo cast announcement, The Punisher special, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Producer Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

9 - Quadruple Amputee Murders Man

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In this episode we talk about the Oscars, a Firefly revival, Buffy reboot cancellation, Trump being a time traveler, and more!Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a>TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a>Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a>Producer Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

8 - The Oscars And Ant Smuggling Rings

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In this episode, we talk about a (definitely true) story about a man being kidnapped by dolphins to build them an underwater city, The Batman 2 rumors, a man attempting to rob with only Google Translate, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a> Producer Alex: <a href="https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor" rel="nofollow">https://www.fiverr.com/zsh_editor</a>

7 - Florida Man Builds City For Dolphins

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in this episode, we talk about the clone of Jim Carrey, NFL kidnappings, Florida prophets, Jonathon Majors’ attempted comeback, and more! Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a> TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a> Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a>

6 - Attack Of The Clones!

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In this episode, we talk about Scary Movie 6 plot details, Kid Rock’s $5,000 tickets, missing mothers, and more!Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a>TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a>Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a>

5 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

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For our first Cooked Cinema we are covering 2002’s 28 Days Later!Check out our Patreon for future Cooked Cinema episodes!Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a>TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a>Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a>

28 Days Later (Free Patreon)

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In this episode Luke and Jake talk about haywire chat bots, the oldest fight club, methed out Home Alone, and more!Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a>TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a>Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a>

4 - Elderly Fight Club

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In this episode Luke &amp; Jake talk about murderers doing taxes, funeral directors arrested, the latest celebrity deaths, and more!Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/werecooked" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/werecooked</a>TikTok: <a href="https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://tiktok.com/werecookedpod</a>Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/werecookedpod" rel="nofollow">https://instagram.com/werecookedpod</a>

3 - Oops All Conspiracies

We’re Cooked is a podcast about the weirdest, wildest, and most terrible news of the moment. Because if the world’s on fire, we might as well laugh while it burns!