- Ten Beer Sunday
In this episode Matt and Frank do the unimaginable - they drink ten beers. We discuss strategy on how to drink ten beers in one day, the odds that Frank falls asleep, new poses for the national anthem, and the new Steelers offensive coordinator, Chloe Mikala. We shotgun beers on air, we talk about gambling, and we react to Carrie Underwood live on air. It's the episode that will have you high fiving all over the place. This is our legacy. #TenBeerSunday38m | Dec 1, 2023
- Art, Fart, or Shart (Part 2)
We're back y'all! The gang is all here! We talk about lots of important stuff, such as the bar Seacrets in Ocean City. We also listen to a sped up version of the theme song that honestly rips. Then we talk about Tyler Pickett and Charlie Villanuevo. We check in about the Commanders a year after the potential sale was announced, and Frank does some fantasy therapy. Then, we wrap up our game of Art, Fart, or Shart with the definitive rankings of the NBA In-Season Tournament courts. Come spray away with us!
10:30 - 1st Half / Chlo Zone Week 10 🏈
31:30 - 2nd Half / Art, Fart or Shart 🎨
1:05:00 - Crunch Time / Hoopers & p00pers 💩1h 18m | Nov 15, 2023
- Art, Fart, or Shart
What up crew! This week, we talked the new crew of commentators, including Doc Rivers and Bob Meyers. We also talk the early season NBA hoopers and poops, and we introduce a new segment: Art, Fart, or Shart. Click here to follow along at home! Is this episode art, fart, or shart? Listen at home and let us know!1h 10m | Nov 8, 2023
- Team Dracula vs Team Edward
Hoopy Halloween! Frank Severfinger is joined by MC Murder, Chloe Mikiller, and Matt "The Gabaghoul" Sparacino to discuss the first week of the NBA and week 8 of the NFL. Then, the gang gets a strange letter from their Great Auntie Dame and draft two All-SCAR Teams. Press that play button and get on in here!
05:30 - 1st Quarter / Chlo Zone Week 8 🏈
22:30 - 2nd Q / NBA Season Begins 🏀
38:00 - 3rd Q / Team Dracula vs Team Edward 👻
1:02:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩1h 9m | Oct 31, 2023
- 2023 NBA West Over/Unders
We're back! And we're getting wild in the west! The crew talks about frisky teams, our top 4 teams, and starts to tip their toes into controversial waters with thoughts on LeBron and Kawhi. Tell your mom! It's a great episode!1h 25m | Oct 25, 2023
- 2023 NBA East Over/Unders
Yo ho ho and a bottle of FUN! We're back for our annual traditional - the Eastern Conference Over/Unders. We throw ass all over the place on this ep. We rank the east, we coin a new nickname for the Wizards rookie, and Frank sneezes three times. Do you believe in magic? Well, you will after this episode! Abracadabra!
04:00 - Eastern Conference Over/Unders
06:00 - Washington Wizards
12:00 - Chicago Bulls
15:30 - Atlanta Hawks
19:00 - Brooklyn Nets
23:30 - Charlotte Hornets
25:15 - Cleveland Cavaliers
29:45 - Miami Heat
32:00 - Detroit Pistons
36:00 - Indiana Pacers
40:00 - New York Knicks
42:00 - Orlando Magic
46:00 - Philadelphia 76ers
50:15 - Toronto Raptors
54:30 - Boston Celtics
57:15 - Milwaukee Bucks
1:00:00 - Eastern Conference Rankings
1:06:00 - Hoopers & p00pers 💩1h 11m | Oct 18, 2023
- Brought to you by Panera
The gang is all here, again! This episode is brought to you by Panera/Panero's/Chipolte. We discuss Jean ValJean, the Commanders, a great spread of snacks, and the best helmets in the league. If it sounds like a great episode, that's because it is. Get on in here, ya dang fool!
10:00 - 1st Quarter / Chlo Zone Week 5 🏈
35:00 - 2nd Q / WNBA Finals 🏀
45:00 - 3rd Q / Game! 🎲
1:01:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩1h 8m | Oct 10, 2023
- How to Raise Your Hand on Zoom
The gang is all here! Join us this week for a comprehensive tutorial on how to raise your hand on Zoom. Also, we discuss sending Matt Canada to Canada, floppy disks/dicks, and the Dame/Jrue trades. Plus, we read a letter from our recent guest, Isaac! It's an unforgettable episode with practical information that you can apply to your every day life. Get on in here!1h 4m | Oct 4, 2023
- I Am Dead Inside (w/ Isaac Camargo)
Our newly appointed Colorado correspondent Isaac Camargo of the Gridiron Throne joins the Crew to talk about the Colorado-pacalypse this weekend. We also talk about his Denver Nuggets, and Frank asks the important question: What does it feel like to win? Isaac tells us about Brock Purdy's brother, and we talk about the real reason why the Nuggets won last year (Ish Smith). Once Isaac leaves, we ask the question: Did Isaac like us? If you're listening on Spotify, vote below! Get on in here. It's a mile high of fun!1h 14m | Sep 27, 2023
- God is Good
Boomshakalaka! We're back, baby! Our summer movie series has ended and the show returns to our classic format. Join us for Chloe's live reaction to Aaron Rodgers's injury, as well as our first trip into the Chlo Zone for this season. We also talk FIBA, the WNBA, and we assign ourselves some new teams to root for this football season. It's the greatest podcast of all time. Blast it from the rooftops, baby!1h 9m | Sep 12, 2023
- "Cool Runnings" (w/ Pedro Ferreira)
Jamaica we have a podcast team! And what a team it is. Join Frank, Greg, and Matt with special guest Pedro as we discuss the 1993 classic, "Cool Runnings". It's a song of ice and fire - a Jamaican bobsledding team. We also discuss Chewbacca and the most iconic slow clap of all time. Plus, for the first time in Hoops Crew history, someone cries on air! It's our longest episode yet, and we don't cut corners. Smash that play button and get on in here!2h 2m | Aug 25, 2023
- "White Men Can't Jump" (w/ Ashley Arnold)
This is a five quince episode! Join Chloe, Matt, Greg, Frank, and special guest Ashley Arnold as we discuss the 1992 movie "White Men Can't Jump". And boy, is there a lot to discuss! We talk about how hot Wesley Snipes is, the lewks that are served in this movie, and the vibes of the film. We also talk about stems, flamethrowers, and, of course, the Stucci brothers. What is a great episode? It's this one, of course! Smash that play button and get on in here!1h 19m | Aug 18, 2023
- "Air Bud" (w/ Mitch Lerner)
Well folks, here it is. The most chaotic episode of all time. We had hosts coming and going, internet problems, and a crashed recording. The gods did not want us to bring you this episode, but we were able to salvage it after all. And there is some treasure to be found here. Join Frank, Greg, Chloe, Matt, and friend of the show Mitch Lerner as we discuss the 1997 classic "Air Bud". We talk about British judges, unrealistic expectations for Golden Retrievers, and all of the other films in the Air Bud Cinematic Universe. Bob Iger even drops by for a little bit! It's a cursed episode, and one of the greatest of all time. We hope you enjoy it.
09:00 - 1st Quarter / Chloe Corner 🏀
26:30 - 2nd Q / ‘Air Bud’ 🎬
39:30 - 3rd Q / Game! 🧩
53:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩1h 0m | Aug 14, 2023
- "Remember the Titans"
Who is your daddy? Hoops Crew is your daddy! Our summer movie series continues with the great 2000 move "Remember the Titans". Join us as we discuss all of the great things about this movie, including the soundtrack, the daddy/daughter relationship, the power of sports to bring people together, and pronouncing the name "Gerry" as "Gary". Left side, strong side! Smash that play button, and you will remember the day that you listened to this podcast!
And join us next week as we revisit the 1997 film "Air Bud" with friend of the show Mitch Lerner!1h 36m | Aug 3, 2023
- "The Mighty Ducks" (w/ Aaron Bliden)
Quack, quack, quack! This week, our summer movie series continues with the 1992 box office hit "The Mighty Ducks". We get into flying V formation and break down all things Ducks, including Aaron's distrust of Hans, the clothes, the rollerblading, and drinking while driving. Featuring a very special appearance by the Minnesota North Star's own Basil McRae! Lace up your skates and get ready for the knucklepuck of podcasts. Get on in here!1h 30m | Jul 25, 2023
- "Love & Basketball"
Where's the D? It's right here. We're back for our second movie in our 2023 summer movie series, and we have another classic for y'all: "Love & Basketball". Join us us for Chloe's notes on sex scenes, Frank's notes on curfew, and Greg's thoughts on wings. We're podcasting for your heart. Smash that play button and let's play some basketball!
09:50 - 1st Quarter / ‘Love & Basketball’ ❤️🏀
22:50 - 2nd Q / Curfew! ⏰
32:15 - 3rd Q / Plot & Basketball 🎬
1:18:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩
And join us next week for our third movie of the summer movie series: "The Mighty Ducks"!1h 29m | Jul 18, 2023
- "The Sandlot" (w/ Ali Grusell)
Our summer movie series is finally here, and we're kicking it off with a classic: "The Sandlot"! This is a movie that Frank, Greg, and Matt remember fondly, but our guest Ali has never seen before. Join us to talk all things baseball, specks, who owns the treehouse, and the other (excellent) movies of 1993. Warm up a s'more, smash that play button, and join us for the ultimate summer movie!
12:00 - 1st Quarter / ‘The Sandlot’ ⚾️
35:00 - 2nd Q / You’re Killing Me, Smalls 😵
43:00 - 3rd Q / The Sand Plot 🎬
1:17:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩
And join us next week for our second movie of the summer movie series: "Love & Basketball"!1h 35m | Jul 11, 2023
- S3E35: Mr. Bean Appreciation Hour
Howdy pardners! Gather round for the Hoops Crew! This week, we are talking all things NBA free agency with Greg Twomey and Mary Catherine Curran. Also, we talk about our summer movie series (voting closes tomorrow, as of this release!) and we talk about Amelia Bedelia. NO SKY GUYS ALLOWED.
Our summer movie series starts next week! Don't forget to vote here for your favorite flicks, and we will watch the top nine as a part of our podcast this summer!35m | Jul 5, 2023
- S3E34: We Respect the Ocean, We Stan the Ocean
Top of the morning to ya! It's hot pod summer and we are broadcasting live from the Wizarding World of Washington, DC. This week we are previewing all things ahead this summer and looking back on the week where the Wizards were the main characters of the NBA. Shout out to the whales!
Also! This summer, the Hoops Crew is doing our first ever summer movie series, and we are letting the audience vote on which movies we will watch. It's hot pod summer, and we need your help to determine the ten movies that we will watch as a part of our summer movie series! Vote on your favorite flicks in this form, and we will watch the top ten as a part of our podcast this summer!52m | Jun 28, 2023
- S3E33: A Brief History of the Washington Wizards
Hibachi! This episode is cookin'. Bradley Beal has been traded from the Washington Wizards, and Matt, Greg, and Frank have gathered to discuss the trade within the context of Washington Wizards history. Frank gives a brief history of the team, and the boys have a little therapy session to discuss our feelings. We also discuss Michelob Ultra, Thanos, active listening, Al Pacino, and Jim Stewart. Plus, we have a voicemail from a listener. Get on in here, you sea dogs!
13:00 - 1st Half / Washington Wizards Franchise History 🧙🏾♂️
44:45 - 2nd Half / Bradley Beal Trade 🐼
59:15 - Crunch Time / Hoopers & p00pers 💩1h 18m | Jun 20, 2023