Velvet Static Media presents: Dear Internet, I’m Terrified — a creepy podcast blending eerie internet horror stories with the haunted charm of vintage radio.Narrated by Luna Blackwood, each immersive episode dives into glitchy tech, cursed voicemails, paranormal encounters, and unsettling tales pulled straight from the digital void.Some of them are real.Some aren’t.You won’t know which is which—and that’s kind of the point.A little spooky. A little playful. Always unforgettable.This is storytelling for the digitally haunted.🎙️ Full episodes begin June 5, 2025.

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In this unsettling episode of Dear Internet, I’m Terrified, Luna Blackwood explores the eerie phenomenon of doppelgängers and mimics—the strangers who look exactly like you, but aren’t. From figures that beckon in familiar voices to reflections that don’t quite match, these chilling encounters blur the line between reality and the unknown.Are these doubles omens, illusions, or something far more sinister? Step into the Mirror Hour and decide for yourself.🎧 Dear Internet, I’m Terrified delivers creepy internet lore, paranormal encounters, and haunted mysteries with a vintage radio aesthetic. Perfect for fans of the unexplained, eerie podcasts, and stories that linger long after dark.Keywords: doppelgänger podcast, creepy stories, paranormal podcast, horror podcast, scary stories, mimics, haunted reflections, Dear Internet I’m Terrified💻 Have a story of your own? Submit it at <a href="http://dearinternetimterrified.com/" rel="nofollow">DearInternetImTerrified.com</a>📡 Subscribe, share, and whatever you do… don’t answer a call from an unknown number after midnight.🎧 New transmissions arrive regularly. Keep your signal strong—and don’t forget to check your voicemail.Credits:🎙 Written, narrated, and edited by Luna Blackwood🎛 Produced by Velvet Static Media🔊 Music &amp; SFX from:<ul><li>Epidemic Sound</li><li>Incompetech by Kevin MacLeod (Creative Commons Attribution 4.0)</li><li>ZapSplat (Free + Gold licenses)</li></ul> Sources &amp; Inspiration:Reddit.com, Jezebel.com, YourGhostStories.comAdditional inspiration drawn from horror, internet urban legends, and real-life listener encounters.

Episode 3: The Mirror Hour, Vol. 2 - The Mirrored Ones

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A ringing phone in the middle of the night. A voicemail you never wanted to hear. Messages that shouldn’t exist. In this episode of Dear Internet, I’m Terrified, Luna Blackwood tunes into the strange side of the signal—haunted voicemails, glitchy calls, and terrifying phone stories pulled from the dark corners of the internet.Are these voices from the dead, tricks of technology, or proof that something is trying to reach through the static?📱 In this episode you’ll hear:<ul><li>Creepy phone glitch stories that defy explanation</li><li>Haunted voicemail messages that chill to the bone</li><li>Real internet confessions about ghost calls and phantom texts</li><li>Paranormal encounters where technology becomes the medium</li></ul> If you love creepy podcasts, paranormal mysteries, or glitch-in-the-matrix tales, this one will have you checking your missed calls twice.💻 Have a story of your own? Submit it at <a href="http://dearinternetimterrified.com/" rel="nofollow">DearInternetImTerrified.com</a>📡 Subscribe, share, and whatever you do… don’t answer a call from an unknown number after midnight.🎧 New transmissions arrive regularly. Keep your signal strong—and be careful when checking your voicemail.Credits:🎙 Written, narrated, and edited by Luna Blackwood🎛 Produced by Velvet Static Media🔊 Music &amp; SFX from:<ul><li>Epidemic Sound</li><li>Incompetech by Kevin MacLeod (Creative Commons Attribution 4.0)</li><li>ZapSplat (Free + Gold licenses)</li></ul> Sources &amp; Inspiration:Reddit.com, Jezebel.com, and YourGhostStories.com Additional inspiration for all episodes drawn from horror, internet urban legends, and real-life listener encounters.

What happens when your phone becomes a doorway to the unknown? In this chilling episode of Dear Internet, I’m Terrified, host Luna Blackwood shares real stories of haunted voicemails, eerie phone glitches, and unexplained calls that blur the line between paranormal activity and technology gone wrong.
From mysterious messages that appear out of nowhere to terrifying recordings that shouldn’t exist, these tales will make you think twice before checking your missed calls. Are they ghosts using the airwaves, sinister glitches in the matrix, or something darker reaching out from beyond?
If you love paranormal podcasts, glitch-in-the-matrix stories, and internet horror, this episode delivers spine-tingling accounts you won’t forget.
Subscribe to Dear Internet, I’m Terrified for weekly creepy stories, haunted folklore, and true internet mysteries.

Episode 2: Can You Hear Me Now?

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EPISODE 1: The Mirror Hour, Vol. 1 Dear Internet, I’m TerrifiedReflections lie. And sometimes… they watch.In the very first transmission of Dear Internet, I’m Terrified, Luna Blackwood tunes into tales of distorted reflections, haunted antiques, mirrored timelines, and the dark-eyed figures waiting on the other side of the glass.Some stories were whispered. Some were discovered deep in old forums. And one? Happened to her. 💻 Have a story of your own? Submit it at <a href="http://dearinternetimterrified.com/" rel="nofollow">DearInternetImTerrified.com</a>📡 Subscribe, share, and whatever you do… don’t look at the clock at midnight.🎧 New transmissions arrive regularly. Keep your signal strong—and your mirrors covered. Vintage Ad Breaks: 🧴 StaticTone Tonic – “A tablespoon a day keeps the glitch at bay.” 🪞 Re-Veil – The only mirror covering approved by paranormal investigators, exorcists, and 7 out of 10 haunted Victorian estates.Sources &amp; Inspiration:“Objects May Appear Twice”: Based on a real video from TikTok creator @nonatamara73 and shared with permission.“Bela’s Mirror”: Inspired by the unsolved 1982 murder of screenwriter Frank Saletri and firsthand accounts from former mirror owner Cindy Lee. Additional research from The Ghost in My Machine and archived paranormal folklore sources.“No Matter What, Don’t Look at the Clock at Midnight”: Adapted from a 2014 forum post by user EchoGlass77; edited for clarity and narrative cohesion.“Not Me” &amp; “Objects in Mirror May Be Waiting”: Based on classic mirror mimic folklore, 12:00 AM superstitions, and an anonymous listener memory—adapted by Luna Blackwood.Additional inspiration drawn from glitch horror, internet urban legends, and real-life listener encounters.Credits: 🎙 Written, narrated, and edited by Luna Blackwood 🎛 Produced by Velvet Static Media 🔊 Music &amp; SFX from:<ul><li>Epidemic Sound</li><li>Incompetech by Kevin MacLeod (Creative Commons Attribution 4.0)</li><li>ZapSplat (Free + Gold licenses)</li></ul>🎭 Vintage ad segments (StaticTone Tonic &amp; Re-Veil) written and produced by Velvet Static Media. Performed by Mr. Echo and Alton Veil.

Episode 1: The Mirror Hour, Vol. 1

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Dear Internet, I’m Terrified is a creepy, curious, and darkly fun podcast where Luna Blackwood reads the weirdest, glitchiest, and most unsettling stories found in the strange corners of the internet.Some are real.Some are fiction.You won’t know which is which.And honestly? That’s kind of the point.Each transmission is a blend of eerie storytelling, vintage radio aesthetics, haunted technology, and the lingering feeling that your inbox might be cursed. Tune in weekly for ghostly glitches, cursed mirrors, silent voicemails, haunted inboxes—and transmissions from the void.

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*Velvet Static Media presents: Dear Internet, I’m Terrified* — a creepy podcast blending eerie internet horror stories with the haunted charm of vintage radio.

Narrated by Luna Blackwood, each immersive episode dives into glitchy tech, cursed voicemails, paranormal encounters, and unsettling tales pulled straight from the digital void.

Some of them are real.

Some aren’t.

You won’t know which is which—and that’s kind of the point.

A little spooky. A little playful. Always unforgettable.

This is storytelling for the digitally haunted.

🎙️ Full episodes begin June 5, 2025.