• Employee #1 S2 E22

    Just the facts, ma'am.


    Contestants:

    • The Virgin Connie Swail

    • Pep Streebeck


    Host: 

    • Emil Muzz


    Categories:

    • Black

    • Magic

    • Woman

    • Devil

    • Blue 

    • Dress

    36m | Feb 10, 2024
  • Employee #1 - S2 E21

    Host and "Main Guy" Hollis Mulwray carries the water for contestant and professional flashlight repairman J.J. Gittes (playing for his nameless charity) and dyslexic Noah "Norah" Cross, the 1974 Paste Eating Champion of the United States (playing for his charity Hymen Transplants).

    Categories include:

    • Launch

    • Moon

    • Orbit

    • Space

    • Star

    • Sun

    LEGAL ADDENDUM: Our attorneys insist that we apologize in advance to 13-year-old girls, Jack Nicholson, and that teen-fucking, kid-diddling, jug-eared, sex-offending puke Roman Polanski.

    #accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature#morbid #osha#pottymouths #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar

    43m | Jan 6, 2024
  • Employee #1 S2 E20

    My boss at work tells me that my written communications are too wordy. "Summarize! Use bullet points," he says...

    Host:

    • Billy Ray Valentine

    Contestants:

    • Randolph Duke
    • Mortimer Duke
    • Hans Nono

    Charities:

    • Stop Playing the Same Three Christmas Songs in Stores
    • Stop All This Christmas Bullshit Before Thanksgiving

    Categories include:

    • Boat
    • Car
    • Motorcycle
    • Plane
    • Scooter
    • Truck

    #accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar


    41m | Dec 17, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E19

    Jim Chimney hosts a game between Chim Panzee and Angus Stinkhole! There's real money at stake here. Which charity will get a bit of a boost: "Dog Voicebox Removal for Dogs Less Than 80 Pounds" or "The Immediate Ban of the Know-It-All Football Guy at the Bar"?!

    Betcha can't hardly wait!

    Categories include:

    • Jesus

    • Rides

    • Beside

    • Never

    • Buys

    • Smokes

    35m | Nov 23, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E18

    Welcome to the shit-show. Sir F. Real plays for "Fuck NASA" against Richard Ramdatazz who hopes his charity "The Foundation for Elderly Kittens" gets some change in its litter box. Joe Blob hosts.

    Categories include:

    • major

    • log

    • jam

    • flush

    • overflow

    • plunge

    37m | Nov 12, 2023
  • Employee #1 - S2 E17

    Some guy named Ron Dickles thinks he can win all the money for his charity "Shear Pins on Mobility Scooter Seats" while another jerk-off wanna-be honkey pimp calls himself Harry Poppins thinks he's gonna take a windfall for his charity "Holler for a Ho."

    Categories include:

    • Never

    • Look

    • Back

    • Ready

    • Aim

    • Fire

    A rascal named Len Guini tries to keep a lid on things so they don't boil over. 

    Oh, almost forgot, if you were in the northern Utah area last week, there was a very cool Halloween-themed car show/art auction called Kulture Krash. All proceeds benefited the children's charity Angel's Hands Foundation. It was at Copperton Park on Saturday, October 7th starting at 9:00 am. 

    Some voices you might recognize might have had a booth and might be giving away stickers and might have sold one t-shirt and nobody bought a coffee mug.

    #accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #eyelid #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #lathe #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #ppe #schadenfreude #vulgar

    40m | Oct 14, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E16

    Contestant Marv the Butcher plays for his charity Make Every City Park a Peanut Farm, against Ricardo Hard who hopes to win the prize money for his pet project, the Institute of Undescended Testicles. Jor L. Thundernuts hosts.

    Come get your Ayn Rand fix.

    Categories include:

    • Earth
    • Wind
    • Fire
    • Stiff
    • Little 
    • Fingers
    56m | Sep 16, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E15

    In a historic first, Shawna Forbush joins as the first female contestant! 

    Within two minutes she quits. 

    Touch Connors wants to blow up the moon, while Craven Morcucchi wants to fund the Society for Redundancy Society. Host Dudley Santana can't quite herd these cats.

    Categories include:

    • Hand


    That's it. Hand. 

    38m | Sep 2, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E14

    Hazel Motes hosts as Cy Winkelman and Nick O'Tene (no relation to Flannery O'Connor) go eye-to-eye and see who can line up the sights to hit the bullseye.

    Categories include:

    • Eye 1
    • Eye 2
    • Eye 3
    • Eye 4
    • Eye 5
    • Eye 6


    You don't dare miss this one! Be cool: make sure nobody at the water cooler knows what the fuck you're talking about tomorrow. 

    40m | Aug 14, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E13

    Robin D. Bank and Anita Hanjob go head-to-head in a losing battle while Rip Forskinsky hosts. This one has some gross comments.

    Categories include:

    • Old
    • Blue
    • Damp
    • Hanging
    • Ball
    • Sack
    31m | Jul 24, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E12

    John Donson hosts contestants Rand Dover (playing for his charity Permanently Ban Bow Ties 'Cause They're Fucking Ugly and Retarded) and Munchin Herbusch (playing for his charity For the Love of Christ and Everything Sacred and Holy Can We Please Stop Curb Rash).

    Categories include:

    • thick 
    • fat
    • lazy 
    • gross
    • sweaty
    • pig
    32m | Jul 7, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E11

    Caesar Salad hosts contestants Lester Ectley (playing for the charity Less Mobility Scooters in Walmart) and Cole N. Oscopy (who is all revved up about his charity Cole-alition to Restore PornHub to the Fine Porn-Loving Adults in Utah).

    Categories include:

    • Dirty

    • Drunk

    • Poor

    • Rotten

    • Trailer

    • Trash

    • White

    accident

    belching

    blackhumor

    california

    comedy

    crude

    dark

    forklift

    gallowshumor

    industrialaccident

    mature

    morbid

    osha

    schadenfreude

    tasteless

    vulgar








    41m | Jun 4, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E10

    Joltin' Joe Formaggio hosts Doctor Con Dom and Benjamin Doverbitch. Things get cheesy.

    • Crust
    • Dangling
    • Fungus
    • Nail
    • Thick
    • Tow 
    • Yellow


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    29m | May 21, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E9

    Nine episodes...nine stories.

    Cornelius Keg hosts as mutineers Willie Stroker and Horatio Hornblower survive nine challenges AND shots of imitation peanut butter-flavored whiskey each time Cornie's insulin pump alarm fires off in the background.

    Categories include:

    • Bang
    • Fingered
    • First Base
    • Handy
    • Missionary 
    • Rear-Ended
    • Sixty-Nine 
    • Spooning
    • Suck















    49m | May 2, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E8

    Mack Heath gasps and hacks his way through one ripper of a show. Guests Bob Wilson and Ricardo "Rock" Hardcock see who's charity will bubble to the top in a smoke-filled high stakes game. 

    Categories include:

    • Balding
    • Curly
    • Grey
    • Pubic
    • Red
    • Wavy

    accident

    acetabula

    amputation

    blackhumor

    bogart

    bong

    california

    concussion

    dark

    gallowshumor

    industrialaccident

    lathe

    leatherlung

    mature

    morbid

    osha

    panicattack

    pottymouths

    pubicramus

    researchdepartment

    scalped

    schadenfreude

    smoky

    tasteless

    termiteabatement

    vulgar

    xray


    32m | Apr 15, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E7

    The game show run BY mental defectives FOR mental defectives. Al Buterol hoarsely gasps his way through several insulin pump alerts, mouse clicks, and sarcastic rude contestants.

    Buck Needlehoffer thrills the audience on behalf of his charity "Make the First Friday of Every Month Free Crack Day" while Curtis "Cooter" Stuffer goes all out for his charity "Cooter's Kids." 

    Categories include:

    • Elevated Lift
    • Hammer
    • "It's Windy!"
    • Latex
    • Psych
    • Scared 

    DISCLAIMER: This broadcast is not affiliated with nor sponsored by farthammer.com.

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    blackhumor

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    california

    comedy

    crude

    distal

    dumbfuckinmove

    enema

    farthammer

    fuckinTom

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    guitarpick

    gynecologicalinstruments

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    mature

    morbid

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    25m | Mar 25, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E6

    David Blowie hosts a game of Spin the Bottle.

    Contestant Ian McCracken, hoping to raise funds for the “Phil/Ian McCracken Gerbil Rescue,” challenges Victor Charlie who hopes to secure funding for his charity “Properly Pave the Ho Chi Minh Trail”!

    Categories include:

    • Fireman
    • Forklift vs. Scooter
    • Gas Station #2
    • Muzzleloader
    • Rebar 4
    • Security Shoplift

    accident blackhumor bottle california comedy crude dark forklift gallowshumor industrialaccident osha schadenfreude tasteless vulgar

    31m | Mar 10, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 E5

    Join professional jug blower Car Los as he competes for the charity "Tent Removal for the Homeless" against professional finger painter E. Jack Youlate, whose "Foundation to Put Warning Labels on Everything" just might win the whole enchilada. Buffalo Bill hosts this nail-biting juggernaut.

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    colorblind

    comedy

    crude

    dark

    dart

    forklift

    fuckingidiot

    gallowshumor

    industrialaccident

    osha

    schadenfreude

    tasteless

    trauma

    vulgar


    23m | Feb 26, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 S4

    If you were supporting us on Patreon, you would have heard this two weeks ago, and enjoyed an additional 11 minutes!

    Leopold Jankum competes for his charity “Breast Implants for the Elderly” against Wayne Kerr, who is playing for his charity “The Prevention of People Who Let Their Dogs Kiss Their Face and Mouths.” 

    Who will win? It's all in the hands of Dr. Acula!


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    blackhumor

    comedy

    crude

    dark

    industrialaccident

    mature

    morbid

    osha

    schadenfreude

    tasteless

    vulgar

    23m | Feb 11, 2023
  • Employee #1 S2 S3

    Lou Weegee hosts challengers Yellin' Ellen Belwyn and Mike Litoris square off to see if the charity "Speech Therapy for People Who Say 'Woof'" or "Labia Frostbite Prevention by Reversing Laser Hair Removal (Bring Back the Bush).”

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    blackhumor

    bringbackthebush

    bullet

    california

    clitoris

    comedy

    crude

    cunnilingus

    cuntreeclub

    doen

    gallowshumor

    hashtag

    hawksoffthechicken

    industrialaccident

    mature

    morbid

    osha

    pottymouths

    schadenfreude

    tasteless

    vulgar







    25m | Jan 28, 2023
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