• RIPley: Suffering through Alien 3 (1992) and Rediscovering Joy in Alien: Resurrection (1997)

    Part two of the Alien two-parter--Kevin and Bryce discuss Alien 3 (1992) and Alien: Resurrection (1997) before pitching ideas for an Alien sequel, reboot, or remake!

    50m - Dec 25, 2023
  • Subterranean Homesick Alien (1979) + Aliens (1986)

    In the first half of a two-parter, Kevin and Bryce discuss the first two Alien films.

    53m - Dec 4, 2023
  • (Cabin) Fever When You Hold Me Tight: Cabin Fever (2002)

    Kevin and Bryce discuss Cabin Fever (2002) dir. Eli Roth and its sequel Cabin Fever:2: Spring Fever (2009) dir. by Ti West and pitch potential remakes/sequels for the franchise.

    50m - Mar 20, 2023
  • Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On: Friday the 13th

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the long-running Friday the 13th franchise, then pitch each ideas for new entries.

    58m - Feb 27, 2023
  • Merry (Black) Christmas! (1974, 2006, 2019)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the 1974 cult classic, Black Christmas, as well as the 2006 remake and the 2019 reboot.

    Trigger Warning // Sexual assault: 33:50-1:06:05

    1h 15m - Dec 22, 2022
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Hellraiser (2022)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce review the recent reboots of two iconic franchises in both spoiler-free and spoiler-full detail.


    Texas Chainsaw Massacre:

    • Spoiler free: 0:00-11:39
    • Spoilers: 11:39-28:30

    Hellraiser:

    • Spoiler free: 28:30-36:06
    • Spoilers: 36:06-55:35
    59m - Dec 16, 2022
  • The Shoulder Pads Stay on During Hellraiser (1987)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Clive Barker's 1987 classic, Hellraiser, and its 1988 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    Stay tuned for a bonus episode covering Hellraiser (2022) coming soon.

    49m - Nov 14, 2022
  • Call of Pazuzu: The Exorcist (1973)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss William Friedkin’s 1973 classic, The Exorcist, and its 1977 sequel, Exorcist II: The Heretic, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    59m - Oct 31, 2022
  • We Gotta F*** the Clown: Stephen King's It (1990)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Tommy Lee Wallace’s 1990 miniseries It, and its 2017 and 2019 remakes, It Chapter One and It Chapter Two, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    1h 15m - Oct 17, 2022
  • Bonus Episode: Kevin & Bryce’s Halloween Picks

    This week’s episode is a collection of Halloween recommendations from Kevin and Bryce. 


    Watch:

    What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

    Begotten (1989)

    The Wolf House (2018) & Mad God (2022)

    Eraserhead (1977)

    The X-Files: Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose (1995)


    Read:

    Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy

    Infidel by Pornsak Pichetshote

    The Phantom Rickshaw by Rudyard Kipling

    We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

    I Felt a Funeral in My Brain by Emily Dickinson


    Play:

    Yume Nikki (2018)

    Limbo (2010)

    Who’s Lila? (2021)

    Resident Evil 4 (2005)

    Her Story (2015)


    Listen:

    SALEM - King Night

    clipping. - There Existed an Addiction to Blood

    The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time

    Merzbow - Pulse Demon

    My Silent Machine


    Bonus:

    Troll 2 (1990)

    32m - Oct 10, 2022
  • Holiday in Estonia: Orphan (2009)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Jaume Collet-Serra’s 2009 film, Orphan, and its 2022 prequel, Orphan: First Kill, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    56m - Oct 3, 2022
  • The Owen Wilson Bulge: Anaconda (1997)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Luis Llosa’s 1997 cult classic, Anaconda, and its 2004 sequel, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    1h 3m - Sep 19, 2022
  • Pathological Daddy Lust: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the 1920 German Expressionist classic "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" directed by Robert Wiene. They also discuss both the 2005 remake of the same name and the 1989 quasi-sequel "Dr. Caligari."

    1h 7m - Jul 18, 2022
  • ACAB: Cube (1997)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Vincenzo Natali’s 1997 cult classic, Cube, and its 2002 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    S1E5 - 1h 9m - Jun 13, 2022
  • Freddy Threw the First Brick at Stonewall: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Wes Craven’s 1984 classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and its 1985 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    S1E4 - 49m - May 30, 2022
  • Hi Mom and Dad: The Ring (2002)

    This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the Ring franchise, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    1h 6m - May 16, 2022
  • So Much Fluid: The Fly (1986)

    Kevin and Bryce discuss David Cronenberg’s 1986 remake of The Fly and its 1989 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    S1E3 - 48m - May 2, 2022
  • Too Dummy Thicc: Halloween (1978)

    In this episode, Kevin and Bryce discuss John Carpenter’s 1978 classic, Halloween, and its 1981 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    S1E2 - 50m - May 2, 2022
  • Chainsaws and Booty Shorts: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    Welcome to the first ever episode of Return to the Telepod(cast)! This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Tobe Hooper’s 1974 classic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and its 1986 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

    S1E1 - 45m - May 2, 2022
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