- last tuesday, I was in prison
I was in prison last Tuesday, and before that I was at Coachella. Let me explain.
→ Patreon Episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-nervous-156305113?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link
→ Only Miracles Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onlymiraclesorg
→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com
→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0cNscnBX
→ Instagram: @lexie
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy29m - Apr 22, 2026 - one wedding, 13 funerals
being happy and also unhappy
Here’s my Amex referral link. Use it and we could both earn rewards if you are approved and get a Card. Check out offers and Card benefits. https://americanexpress.com/en-us/referral/delta-skymiles-reserve-american-express-card?ref=ALEXaLqqe2&XL=MIANS
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com
→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0cNscnBX
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy41m - Apr 2, 2026 - i'm on a diet!! sue me!!
Well, well, well, if it isn't the Bane of my existence...
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com
→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy35m - Mar 24, 2026 - how to get what you want
and defining a "little treat"
Episode Mentions
Sneakers: https://go.shopmy.us/p-46022967
Boots: Donald J Pliner Tall Flat Pant Boots - Devi2 (try poshmark, ebay, and the real real)
Chanel Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCKqS97hV98
Gucci Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOi6Wz9Kucw
LV Men’s Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VSghNTL_pY
Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com
Classic Links
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com
→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy40m - Mar 12, 2026 - hi, i'm insecure and seeking validation!
ooop jealousy jealousy jealousyyyyy!
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com
→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy46m - Mar 6, 2026 - Turning 30
I'm turning 30 and I'm ready to change
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy30m - Feb 25, 2026 - what happened to me...
oh hi
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy38m - Feb 17, 2026 - 10 Dates in 30 Days
This month, I'm going on 10 Dates in 30 Days. They don't need to be 10 different people, just 10 unique dates. This challenge was inspired by Kenzie Elizabeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG_K2HRxGls) as a way to flex my dating muscle and get comfortable with something I previously (and currently) found tedious and taxing.
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=decba52305024640
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy19m - Jan 20, 2026 - Swedish Death Cleaning
This week, we’re talking about Swedish Death Cleaning, the surprisingly tender Scandinavian practice of clearing out your belongings so your life (and your home) reflects who you are now. If you’re sentimental, overwhelmed by clutter, going through a transition, or just craving a fresh start, this episode will feel like a deep exhale. We talk about identity, letting go, ADHD and clutter, grief, and why releasing old things can help you step into your next chapter.
Follow along:
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy27m - Dec 11, 2025 - What'd I'd do if I had all the money in the world... ft. Morgan Siskind
Girl Talk - Skincare, Breakups Next Ex Boyfriends, US Politics, Rich Daydreams, and Strange Food Habits. Your Late-20s Survival Guide
Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR
Follow along:
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e
→ Co-hosted today by Morgan Siskind- https://www.instagram.com/morgansiskind/
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy58m - Nov 27, 2025 - how to give the perfect gift
how to give the perfect gift
- lipstick: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31041965
- hand creme: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31041982
- compact mirror: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31042013
- louise carmen: https://louisecarmen.com
- paper republic: https://www.paper-republic.com/en-us/products/grand-voyageur-leather-journal
- harness: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31042141
- convertible leash: https://shopsunnytails.com/products/ember-black-4-in-1-convertible-hands-free-cloud-dog-leash
- dog onsie: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31042288
- angel moon striped capris: https://www.shopangelmoon.com/collections/sets/products/mia-capri
- angel moon striped top: https://www.shopangelmoon.com/collections/tops/products/charcoal-stripe-ari-top
- tank air studio tank: https://tankair.com/collections/tops
- tank air halter: https://tankair.com/products/half-moon-halter-milk
- Lola Blankets: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31042322
Follow along:
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy33m - Nov 14, 2025 - How to Not Your Hate Life When the Sun Sets at 5pm
When daylight saving happens, I freak out. This is my plan to stay afloat. I also touch on these in the Q&A:
Topics:
• Budgeting tips when you feel pressure to say yes to every invite
• Gift ideas for anti-consumerist friends
• Whether I’ve ever questioned my faith
💌 Join the community on Patreon for extended ad-free episodes, deeper stories, and seasonal guides.
📲 Follow along:
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy39m - Oct 30, 2025 - My Fall Starter Pack
My Fall / Autumn Starter Pack, as someone doesn't historically love this time of year
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
→ Coloring Book: https://amzn.to/46IPSmI
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy34m - Oct 17, 2025 - New Job + Life Update + Deep Q&A
life update, new job + how to not overconsume, how to show up for yourself, and halloween costumes ideas
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
→ Coloring Book: https://amzn.to/46IPSmI
→ Youtube Vlog: https://youtu.be/8v0LJFj5y20?si=ZGz7t0vLhysn_Sf3
→ Halloween Costume Ideas: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOefiX6ki_-/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
→ Cleo (Boutique): https://www.instagram.com/cleohaze?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy41m - Oct 2, 2025 - Learn to Chew Faster
This week I unpack the mantra “bite off more than you can chew, then learn to chew faster.” Between weekly vlogs and pods, launching a coloring book, working a boutique job, joining a writers group, and showing up for women’s rights, I get honest about why I need structure and community, and how mind-mapping my passions (and dislikes) is helping me find a clearer North Star: storytelling. If you’re doing “everything” and still craving direction, this one’s for you.
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy35m - Sep 19, 2025 - What I’m Wearing, Eating, Reading & Talking About
A full catch-up from New York. What I’m wearing, eating, reading, and thinking about lately. From my latest shoe obsessions and a Brooklyn restaurant you need to try, to Planned Parenthood defunding, the book I can’t put down. Plus, Q&A on everything from feeling hot in your 20s to the best skincare, and getting over a situationship.
Episode Mentions:
Coloring Book: https://amzn.to/4fGVIcm
Digital Coloring Book: https://bit.ly/4mfXqDR
Puma Jorts: https://go.shopmy.us/p-23038871
Black Mini Skirt: https://www.therealreal.com/products/women/clothing/skirts/maryam-nassir-zadeh-mini-skirt-q9ksu
Tank Air: https://tankair.com/products/studio-tank-cobalt-blue
Restaurant: Greenpoint Lobster & Fish Co.
Didion and Babitz: https://amzn.to/4mBJNPc
Library App with Kindle Download Option: Libby App
Find me:
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy50m - Aug 14, 2025 - how I got my spark back
Even happy girls get the blues
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy40m - Aug 4, 2025 - For the Inner Circle Only 💌
A Mini Catch-Up for the Real Ones
→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy16m - Jul 26, 2025 - when youre doing everything right, but still lost
The videos I love aren’t performing, the brand deals are slowing down, and for the first time in a while, I’m wondering… is it time for a career change?
In this episode, I open up about creative burnout, resistance to becoming a “performer,” the state of the internet, and my conflicted feelings about money, selling, and meaning. I talk about new jobs, parasocial crushes, coloring books, Love Island, and trying to stay soft in a hard world.
If you’ve ever felt proud of your work but still disappointed in how things are going, this one’s for you.
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy35m - Jul 16, 2025 - how to quit doomscrolling
it's a bad habit. knock it off
→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard
→ Instagram: @lexie
→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard
→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979
→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg
→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy47m - Jul 3, 2025
