Idiot vs Arsehole - the podcast equivalent of a hostage negotiation.Best friends, Kelvin and Crease, can find reasons to disagree about almost everything, from the ranking of smells, to the temptations of cannibalism, and the nightmare of wobbly bones. Armed with a list of moral dilemmas, hypothetical situations, news stories and anecdotes, Crease must hold Kelvin’s interest for as long as possible. But Kelvin is a hard man to please.Originally recorded live, as part of an online radio show, this comedy podcast is provocative and unruly. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. A new episode every fortnight. Expect strong language / adult content.Like, Comment, Review, Share. we crave your love, like all comedians.Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNXY5cRq2-GBd9H0RZy2kiQTwitter: https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedyFacebook: http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedyEmail: theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com

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For reasons best explained by our psychiatrists, we&#39;ve decided to take the funniest topics from episodes 1-16 and put them out as a &#34;Best of&#34; episode for your amusement. Included in this compilation are comedic highlights from our chats about immortality, serial killers, escaping a terrorist, and more. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

For reasons best explained by our psychiatrists, we've decided to take the funniest topics from episodes 1-16 and put them out as a "Best of" episode for your amusement. Included in this compilation are comedic highlights from our chats about immortality, serial killers, escaping a terrorist, and much more.

For reasons best explained by our psychiatrists, we&#39;ve decided to take the funniest topics from episodes 1-16 and put them out as a &#34;Best of&#34; episode for your amusement. Included in this compilation are comedic highlights from our chats about immortality, serial killers, escaping a terrorist, and much more.

Episode 17 - Best of the Idiots (Compilation Episode)

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So here we are, the final episode - and we’re really pushing the boat out. This week, Kelvin’s asking the questions, so expect a thorough interrogation of Crease’s body, and a pedantic dissection of the best alien. Then the listeners pose us some questions, and to win one final, petty argument, Kelvin must smell Crease. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

So here we are, the final episode - and we’re really pushing the boat out. This week, Kelvin’s asking the questions, so expect a thorough interrogation of Crease’s body, and a pedantic dissection of the best alien. Then the listeners pose us some questions, and to win one final, petty argument, Kelvin must smell Crease.

Episode 16 - I Feel Sorry for Smells

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Crease has some questions about Bigfoot. and Kelvin treats them with all the contempt they deserve. Then Crease treats Kelvin with all the contempt he deserves. However, it’s the final topic, when Kelvin relays an anecdote so embarrassing and bizarre that Crease invents a new noise, where things really fall apart. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

Crease has some questions about Bigfoot. and Kelvin treats them with with all the contempt they deserve. Then Crease treats Kelvin with all the contempt he deserves. However, it’s the final topic, when Kelvin relays an anecdote so embarrassing and bizarre that Crease invents a new noise, that things really fall apart.

Episode 15 - You Won’t Forget This Anecdote

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This week we&#39;re taking a journey through time and dubious dentistry. And to round out the episode, Crease has a philosophical question for us… Until Kelvin springs a trap. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

This week we're taking a journey through time and dubious dentistry. And to round out the episode, Crease has a philosophical question for us… Until Kelvin springs a trap.

This week we&#39;re taking a journey through time and dubious dentistry. And to round out the episode, Crease has a philosophical question for us… Until Kelvin springs a trap.

Episode 14 - This Wall of Spikes Could Save Them All

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In a bold change of format, we&#39;ve invited our good friend, Paddy, to join us for an episode - and our listeners provide the questions. This ends in the only way it ever could; with our appearances horribly insulted and a panda shot dead. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

In a bold change of format, we've invited our good friend, Paddy, to join us for an episode - and our listeners provide the questions. This ends in the only way it ever could; with our appearances horribly insulted and a panda shot dead.

In a bold change of format, we&#39;ve invited our good friend, Paddy, to join us for an episode - and our listeners provide the questions. This ends in the only way it ever could; with our appearances horribly insulted and a panda shot dead.

Episode 13 - The Last Panda

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After coming together to help a trapped cow, Kelvin and Crease find reasons to disagree about cage fighting children and the definition of a sport. Crease also explores the possibility of witnessing his own funeral, and Kelvin explores the possibility of opening his own Evil Shop. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

After coming together to help a trapped cow, Kelvin and Crease find reasons to disagree about cage fighting children and the definition of a sport. Crease also explores the possibility of witnessing his own funeral, and Kelvin explores the possibility of opening his own Evil Shop.

Episode 12 - Welcome to The Emporium

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An unconventional episode, as we&#39;re Crease-less this Christmas. But with Crease unable to co-host this seasonal treat, we’re instead joined by a hilarious caller, Jordan (aka Fry), who quickly forces Kelvin to throw his best laid plans out the window. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland... and Fry! Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

An unconventional episode, as we're Crease-less this Christmas. But with Crease unable to co-host this seasonal treat, we’re instead joined by a hilarious caller, Jordan (aka Fry), who quickly forces Kelvin to throw his best laid plans out the window.

An unconventional episode, as we&#39;re Crease-less this Christmas. But with Crease unable to co-host this seasonal treat, we’re instead joined by a hilarious caller, Jordan (aka Fry), who quickly forces Kelvin to throw his best laid plans out the window.

Episode 11 - Casper's Christmas Special

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Crease has a solution to mankind’s reliance on technology, and Kelvin wants him to know it’s very stupid indeed. Luckily, there&#39;s nothing stupid about what follows: Kelvin escaping from armed kidnappers, and sixty nuns pleasing the pope. Thank God we have The Duke to lift our spirits. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

Crease has a solution to mankind’s reliance on technology, and Kelvin wants him to know it’s very stupid indeed. Luckily, there's nothing stupid about what follows: Kelvin escaping from armed kidnappers, and sixty nuns pleasing the pope. Thank God we have The Duke to lift our spirits.

Crease has a solution to mankind’s reliance on technology, and Kelvin wants him to know it’s very stupid indeed. Luckily, there&#39;s nothing stupid about what follows: Kelvin escaping from armed kidnappers, and sixty nuns pleasing the pope. Thank God we have The Duke to lift our spirits.

Episode 10 - Living With The Duke

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Should we be eating meat? It’s a thorny subject, and confronted by his own hypocrisy, Kelvin blames the animals. Still, at the very least he thinks Crease has some interesting questions this week. It’s a shame, then, that the last question is so spectacularly idiotic that it makes everyone stupider. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

Should we be eating meat? It’s a thorny subject, and confronted by his own hypocrisy, Kelvin blames the animals. Still, at the very least, he thinks Crease has some interesting questions this week. It’s a shame, then, that the last question is so spectacularly idiotic that it makes everyone stupider.

Episode 9 - Good Riddance to Bad Atlantis

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From our plans for the apocalypse, to humankind’s prospects in the far reaches of space, this episode suggests we’re in trouble on pretty much every scale. We also discuss – and then have to attempt - a &#34;controlled stabbing&#34;, before Crease struggles to comprehend why Kelvin wants to have sex with himself. The usual nonsense, but this week, we actually roll around on the floor while we stab each other. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

From our plans for the apocalypse, to humankind’s prospects in the far reaches of space, this episode suggests we’re in trouble on pretty much every scale.   We also discuss – and then have to attempt - a "controlled stabbing", before Crease struggles to comprehend why Kelvin wants to have sex with himself. The usual nonsense, but this week, we actually roll around on the floor while we stab each other.

From our plans for the apocalypse, to humankind’s prospects in the far reaches of space, this episode suggests we’re in trouble on pretty much every scale. 

We also discuss – and then have to attempt - a &#34;controlled stabbing&#34;, before Crease struggles to comprehend why Kelvin wants to have sex with himself. The usual nonsense, but this week, we actually roll around on the floor while we stab each other.

Episode 8 - He’d Quite Like to Have Sex With Himself

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This episode covers a range of topics, from sexy sea dragons, to a death pact that ends badly no matter who survives. However, our conversation about useless super-powers gets interrupted by a call from one of our listeners, “Kittens”, who has a distinctive way of describing things - much to Kelvin’s frustration. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

This episode covers a range of topics, from sexy sea dragons, to a death pact that ends badly no matter who survives. However, our conversation about useless super-powers gets interrupted by a call from one of our listeners, “Kittens”, who has a distinctive way of describing things - much to Kelvin’s frustration.

Episode 7 - The Sexy Sea Dragon

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Sensitive soul, Crease, wants us to estimate how many animals we’ve inadvertently killed. Whereas, pedantic soul, Kelvin, thinks he has a better question. After that, we demoralise crap ghosts, design the perfect genitals… and Kelvin thoroughly dismantles The Walrus Topic. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

Sensitive soul, Crease, wants us to estimate how many animals we’ve inadvertently killed. Whereas, pedantic soul, Kelvin, thinks he has a better question. After that, we demoralise crap ghosts, design the perfect genitals… and Kelvin thoroughly dismantles The Walrus Topic.

Episode 6 - Remember What a Bird Is

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Crease has murdered someone. Dramatic pause. That’s the hypothetical situation he poses at the start of this week’s episode. But it’s when Kelvin explains why he, personally, couldn’t kill anyone, that things really come off the rails. Later, Kelvin is incredibly rude to some listeners who call in to the show, and Crease asks, unrelatedly, whether we need to start giving ourselves a positive PR spin.Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com/" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

Crease has murdered someone. Dramatic pause. That’s the hypothetical situation he poses at the start of this week’s episode. But it’s when Kelvin explains why he, personally, couldn’t kill anyone, that things really come off the rails. Later, Kelvin is incredibly rude to some listeners who call in to the show, and Crease asks, unrelatedly, whether we need to start giving ourselves a positive PR spin.

Episode 5 - It Destroys the Mind

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This week, we discuss the possibility of planes not being real, and of Jesus being a gigantic, depraved maniac. Fine. But it’s when Crease tries to start a topic about babies that he unleashes an anger in Kelvin that cannot be contained.Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

This week, we discuss the possibility of planes not being real, and of Jesus being a gigantic, depraved maniac. Fine. But it’s when Crease broaches the topic of babies that he unleashes an anger in Kelvin that cannot be contained.

Episode 4 - This Baby is Revolting

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We’ve held off for three episodes; but it’s time for us to discuss the selection process for cannibalism. We also have a chat about a bizarre local event that’s taking place, and address a handful of topics from the listeners – for context, we should probably point out that the show was originally recorded live for online radio.So, is Kelvin’s opinion on yogurt really more controversial than [REDACTED]?Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

We’ve held off for three episodes; but it’s time for us to discuss the selection process for cannibalism. We also have a chat about a bizarre local event that’s taking place, and address a handful of topics from the listeners – for context, we should probably point out that the show was originally recorded live for online radio. 

So, is Kelvin’s opinion on yogurt really more controversial than [REDACTED]?

Episode 3 - Straight Talking Cannibals

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The episode begins with Crease vividly describing the fantastical thing he did at work, bringing new life into this world via a cow’s vagina.After that, Kelvin shows a bizarre level of contempt for both science and magic, and the two of us have an argument about who matters more in a rescue attempt; the hostage or Kelvin.Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

The episode begins with Crease vividly describing the fantastical thing he did at work, bringing new life into this world via a cow’s vagina. 

After that, Kelvin shows a bizarre level of contempt for both science *and* magic, and the two of us have an argument about who matters more in a rescue attempt; the hostage or Kelvin.

Episode 2 - Saving a Friend That Doesn't Exist

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In our first episode, Crease asks Kelvin to invent his own children’s film. But Kelvin overthinks the question. Or underthinks it, when you consider the film he comes up with.There’s also a discussion about the downsides of immortality, and an attempt to judge some thoroughly pathetic monsters. Perhaps most telling, though, is that we can’t even agree on the title of the very first topic.Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content.<a href="https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a><a href="http://theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">Email Us</a>

In our first episode, Crease asks Kelvin to invent his own children’s film. But Kelvin overthinks the question. Or underthinks it, when you consider the film he comes up with. 

There’s also a discussion about the downsides of immortality, and an attempt to judge some thoroughly pathetic monsters. Perhaps most telling, though, is that we can’t even agree on the title of the very first topic.

Episode 1 - An Idiot Invents a Film for Kids

Idiot vs Arsehole - the podcast equivalent of a hostage negotiation.  

Best friends, Kelvin and Crease, can find reasons to disagree about almost everything, from the ranking of smells, to the temptations of cannibalism, and the nightmare of wobbly bones. Armed with a list of moral dilemmas, hypothetical situations, news stories, and anecdotes, Crease must hold Kelvin’s interest for as long as possible. But Kelvin is a hard man to please.  

Originally recorded live, as part of an online radio show, this comedy podcast is provocative and unruly. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. 

A new episode every fortnight. Expect strong language / adult content.  

Like, Comment, Review, Share… we crave your love, like all comedians.   

Youtube:   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNXY5cRq2-GBd9H0RZy2kiQ
Twitter:   https://twitter.com/radiofacecomedy
Facebook:   http://www.facebook.com/radiofacecomedy
Email:    theradiofacecomedy@gmail.com