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We gather 'round the hearth to talk about that magical time of year

We're out in the swamps of New Jersey making Tom's neighbors incredibly uncomfortable.

But it's just a whole buncha bullshit

Gather round everyone and watch Rusty embarrass himself on a grand scale!

Straight from the luggage claims of Shaolin

And he's got a bunch of stories from Colorado. I say some stuff too

Tom's on vacation so we broke into his place and got very drunk without him.

I'm really hurting on this one. Very close to having to bleep the whole episode because Rusty can't just shut the fuck up but it's fine, I'm getting him cancelled soon. And we finally get to talk about one of my favorite guys.

Dudes are back, Papa was innocent, Happy Pride Month

Lost my voice this week so I sound like an adult. Some Jersey talk, some SERUM TALK, some important questions about our childhood heroes and the birth of a dark new cinematic universe. It's all inside! Stop reading, fucking listen!

It's all here, folks. Tom gets to read a thing, Russ gets to look shit up and I get these two nerds to actually make an attempt to tell jokes on our comedy podcast.

All around bang up job wot wot

Honestly, this is pretty much just one big vacation/work trip recap with some random bits thrown in. Absolutely skippable but you're already here anyways so give it a listen.

I think this one's about weed but it's probably like 10 mins of material, tops. Something about like old tv shows? Idk just listen.

RIP Bowcraft

I'm back on the sauce, y'all. There's some stuff about weekend jail, how Rusty used to be a cool dude, our favorite gym guys and I finally get to talk about Munchie

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Lucky number 13. We talk about my new sober lifestyle, how Florida is actually kinda cool and we get into some real deep Woodbridge memories of our benevolent homebum. There's some stuff about dreams in here so you know the show is falling apart.

Shoutout to my nigga Rothaniel

Idk man there's some stuff about the stone age, a new dystopian version of Supermarket Sweep, a forgotten reality show that single-handedly healed the nation after 9/11 and Kanye getting kicked out of the Illuminati

We are the #1 serum podcast in the country! Dev and Rusty challenge my galaxy brain and supremely embarrass themselves yet again, Rusty gives a homeless person business advice with fantastic results and we all talk about our weirdest living situations  

This is a Charmed podcast now. Russ is so high he's slurring his words, I talk about the time I was forced to be a good samaritan, Tom asks for the official show stance on serums and I make a desperate plea for my original co-host to return.

How did young Carl Winslow work his way up the force? Who are our favorite pedophile catchers? Do niggas say twee? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.

Late but still fresh. We watch Darren Aronofsky's best film and scream about it. This is the last episode of the old show but we might just keep doing reviews on the side.