Unwanted Answers is the podcast you never wanted, and yet here it is. Adam &amp; Tyler answer questions that have already been answered, reflect on the past, and talk to all kind of colorful characters like Huck the Prospector, Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, Skipper and the Captain, Babyface Antonio, Numbers Guy, and many more!

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In this episode we answer how to deal with a ruined birthday, how to give unlicensed tattoos, and discuss Soylent and hating mouth sounds! Also in this episode – a new segment! A sports event greater than any other happening in the first quarter of this year, where we pit our recurring guests against each other – it’s Unwanted Answers Recurring Cast Madness Bracket 2024. Who will win?

Episode 45: Recurring Cast Madness Bracket

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In this episode we talk about hating haircuts, water, taxes, our beautiful* country, Moose Murders on Broadway, and we answer questions like: What if you love someone who can’t be located? What’s the best way to deal with an over-gifter?And excitingly, we introduce a new segment!: Our take on the Rotten Tomatoes guessing game; The Stinky Tomato Game: Sandler Edition (Brought to you by Huck).*physically, not personality-wise.Watch the video version of Huck’s Stinky Tomato Game on our YouTube channel!: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@altdpodcasts7333" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@altdpodcasts</a>

Episode 44: Huck's Stinky Tomato Game

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In this special first-ever NEW YEAR’s episode of Unwanted Answers, we talk about all things to think about going into the new year. Dogs, Rome, eggs, blood, calendars, pancakes, being framed, and a comprehensive history of Uncle Al and Aunt Ash. Finally, we give our official Unwanted Answers 2024 predictions — do we have what it takes to be among the best future-tellers? So follow us into 2024 and see how correct we were!We also cap this episode off with some audio from our “holiday party” featuring all of our favorite reoccurring guests! That means you can join us in welcoming the new year by starting this episode at exactly 9:13:44PM to hear us count down to midnight!

Episode 43: The 2024 Unwanted New Year's Special

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It’s the 7th Unwanted Answers Christmas Special! Hoo-wee! In this special holiday episode, we talk about past holidays (including a most embarrassing Christmas story), historical December 25ths from the past, allergies to Christmas spirit, Unabomber Santa, furbabies, and finding a long lost pet named Fluffy as the final Christmas miracle of the year.

Episode 42: Unwanted Christmas Special VII

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In this normal episode of Unwanted Answers, we give some advice to callers. What if you feel like a bee? What if you can&#39;t stand your coworker&#39;s mouth noises? We answer that and more, and of course, nothing is out of the ordinary in this episode!This episode of Unwanted Answers is sponsored by:The Hungry MermaidBabyface Antonio&#39;s Loan ServiceHuck&#39;s PlumbingUse code: HOOWEE at checkout.

Episode 41: A Completely Normal Episode...

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For our 6(66)th annual Unwanted Answers holiday special, we talk about Christmas movies (good and bad. very very bad), we talk about the origin of Christmas cards and all the special cards we got from our special guest friends. We talk to our returning guest the Unemployed Actor about his Christmas roles, we talk about a wonderful gift to get your friends and family, and finally — we talk about mending a broken family around the holidays. Sweet stuff.

Episode 40: Unwanted Christmas Special VI

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In this episode we discuss quitting jobs, really flat hats, really smart relatives, really weird beverages, garbage traditions, R rated movies, and whether you really NEED to send a thank you note.

Episode 39: We Quit

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In this episode we cover all the hard-hitting topics. Politics. The Arts. Sexism. Death. Love. Drugs. Religion. Speaking of religion—God forgive us because we also look at some NFT’s. *shudder*Yup, we get a little PG-13 this episode. But don’t worry — we bleep the F word. We’re not monsters…

Episode 38: Hauntingly Thin

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In this episode we talk about starting new eras, family lines full of disappointment, and urine in a coffee cup. And can you believe it – another new segment! Listen in. Please. I don&#39;t want to beg.

Episode 37: Unwelcome Gossip

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Happy Holidays, a Merry Christmas, and also sorry.In this 5th annual Christmas Special, we talk about crappy gifts, the fantasy lore of the founding fathers, the Mouse Candle (please, please buy–we can&#39;t afford this show going on like this on zero pennies) and what to do if an unwanted relative insists on visiting.This episode also has a very real sponsorship!!

Episode 36: Unwanted Christmas Special V

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Due to a 100% budget cut (from $0.01 to $0.00) this episode has been released late, but it&#39;s here! Just in time for the holidays! Speaking of holidays, our 5th annual Unwanted Christmas Special is coming out THIS CHRISTMAS DAY! Thank POD. So consider this episode a little stocking-stuffer (AKA, something you will forget about in like an hour and never again cherish the memory of).

Episode 35: Cheddar Bay Biscuits

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Well, that was nice while it lasted. Paul is back for some Paul&#39;s Product Placement. We talk about some wild &#34;what&#39;s been going on recently,&#34; learn about an overlooked and forgotten part of Civil War era history, and look at life through the eyes of a drifter.

Episode 34: The Drifter

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It&#39;s a new era for Unwanted Answers. Where we have to answer the biggest question of all–Where do we go from here when Yahoo Answers is no more? Well, it turns out it&#39;s a pretty similar show, with all of your favorite segments and guests galore. Things are only ever going to be good and go our way from here on out!JLvdIkW1yxg3woIfDVUH

Episode 33: The Roger Era

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Yahoo Answers has been permanently shut down. What does this mean for our show? In this (“final”) episode of Unwanted Answers, we hold a funeral for the show we loved, when nobody else did. We talk about whether to shower with your eyes closed, Johnson &amp; Johnson (please get vaccinated everyone), a radical proposition for the 50 states, getting to the Sun, an innovative new way to do art, Pluto, and starting a dried fruit business. It’s the grand finale. Stay tuned, for later in the episode – a special report about our producer Paul. Welcome to Season 5! And goodbye…

Episode 32: The Finale

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In this episode we get nostalgic again, talking about our local TV channels, and kids’ shows on PBS (good and bad). We also discuss children’s books, AMERICA, McDonald’s, and what to do about “Nathan.” And all allotted in a time longer than an entire particular presidency.

Episode 31: Furious George and the Hateful Ape

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For our 30th episode we catch up on what we missed since last time–with each other, and the world–and there was a lot to cover! An actual fond memory of the past. A tale of a D&amp;D character death. The political and viral sphere. And lastly for today, we answer a question which brings the mysterious Man-Ant to the forefront.

Episode 30: Man-Ant

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In 2020—Christmas comes with a vengeance. Join us for our 4th annual holiday special episode where we answer *holiday* themed questions from the internet. Find out what 100% of Unwanted Answers hosts now have in common, and hear what our recurring guests are up to this holiday season. We also list off some of the WORST gift ideas [Does Paul read this far into the description? Paul, if you’re reading this, I meant GOOD gift ideas] and talk about xmas history.

Episode 29: Unwanted Christmas Special IV

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In this episode we talk about cats (the animal, not the musical), check in again with Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, and answer equally important questions we&#39;re equally qualified to answer such as; whether eating chicken salad makes you corrupt, and whether a grandmother should be in the delivery room for their grandchild&#39;s birth.

Episode 28: Chicken Salad Corruption

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In this episode recorded on Friday the 13th, we talk about our respective Halloweens, and ever scarier—the week of the 2020 election! This episode is the political show that no one asked for (don’t worry, it’s still light-hearted). But then we finally get on to our questions and other regular segments. Find out progress that’s been made to have crows save the world, then maybe we won’t need politics! Just Crow Boy…

Episode 27: Crow Boy

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In this special Halloween episode we talk literally getting coronavirus and other horrors of the month of October. We talk about Halloween history, and answer the most pressing Halloween themed questions from the internet. How can I make people think I’m a vampire? How do I go to the store in full clown costume? It’s our first Halloween Special of Unwanted Answers!

Episode 26: Unhinged Halloween

The Answers You Don't Need

Unwanted Answers is the podcast you never wanted, and yet here it is. Adam & Tyler answer questions that have already been answered, reflect on the past, and talk to all kind of colorful characters like Huck the Prospector, Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, Skipper and the Captain, Babyface Antonio, Numbers Guy, and many more!